When your as rad as one A.C. Slater,
you're bound to have people hatin' on you.
Here's a few of A.C.'s intense brawls.

A.C. Slater vs. Chuck Norris

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RESULTS: A $25,000 grand prize was up for grabs at the annual Bayside Grand Nationals Karate Tournament. A.C. entered the tournament even though he don't know no karate, but he sure knows how to whoop some ass. Slater mowed through the competition with ease, crushing dudes with no remorse. After he whooped up on all of his opponents, it was on to the finals where he would face none other than Chuck Norris. That's right Chuck Norris, karate faget and star of the lousy television show, Walker Texas Ranger. Norris won the coin toss and got to choose the final event. Of course he chose his specialty, brick breaking. Chuck started off with an impressive eight bricks. He stepped up to the bricks and broke them with little difficulty. A.C. then stepped up to the bricks, and chuckled. Slater wanted a challenge so he decided to up the ante and called for another brick to be added on, going for a record breaking nine bricks. But Slater wasn't satisfied with just breaking nine bricks, oh no. He then did the unthinkable and called for them to be set on fire. Norris gulped in fear. After the bricks were engulfed, Slater drew his hand back and grabbed Chuck's head and rammed his face right through the flaming bricks. Slater laughed and began to stomp Norris. After applying some brutal charlie horses, Slater then caught Chuck with a high flying kick to his face. As he lay crying like a little bitch, Slater took off Chuck's cowboy boot and hit him in the face with the spur end, drawing first blood on Norris. Slater scooped up a dazed Norris and applied his signature Slater Rack. Norris was screaming in agony as Slater let him have it. Then Chuck's twerpy Sidekick Barry interfered. Slater dropped Norris and delivered a thunderous missile drop kick to that pip-squeak Barry. He fell to the ground, knockin' his inhaler out of his hand. Slater then slapped on a sleeper hold causing the fairy to have an asthma attack. Barry reached for his inhaler and Slater ruthlessly stomped the muthafuckin' shit out of it. As Barry lay gasping, A.C. hocked a huge loogy in his face. Chuck then seized the opportunity to sneak up and deliver the weakest karate chop ever. Slater spun around and nailed Norris with a ruthless roundhouse kick to his face. After that, he removed Norris’ black belt and began to choke him out. The end looked near for Norris, the ref was about to call for the bell when Jimmy Trivette, a fellow Texas Ranger and Chuck's partner, stood up and yelled "WAIT!" A perplexed A.C. stood glaring at Trivette waiting for a response. Jimmy shouted out, "Syke!! Nigga I'm just playin'. I hate that cracka, do ya thang nigga, do ya thang." Trivette then tossed A.C. the lighter fluid that was used for the bricks. Slater doused the judge's table with fluid and lit a match to it. He then picked up Norris, and power bombed that homo straight through the burning table leaving him lifeless. Whoomp there it is. WINNER: A.C. Slater Post brawl notes: After A.C. was declared the winner and presented his $25,000 grand prize he took his first place trophy and nailed an unconscious Chuck in the jaw with it, knocking out three of his teeth. He then kicked Chuck in the nuts, picked him up and racked his face off. Paramedics came rushing to the scene and put Chuck on a stretcher for medical attention. Slater then cleaned house on the EMT's and stole the stretcher. He rolled it out into the parking lot where he attached it to the back of his Benz and did donuts around the lot for hours.

A.C. Slater vs. Charles in Charge

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RESULTS: Charles took A.C. to the max (and not the restaurant). Charles had the upper hand until Slater punched him in the penis and knee'd his kidneys. He then scooped up Charles into A.C.'s signature move the Slater Rack and proceeded to rack his face off. Then Charles's good friend Buddy came in for the cheap shot yelling "Chorles Chorles" (He says Chorles because he can't say Charles because he's half retarded) and hit A.C. with a salami he had in his pocket so he could fellate it after the fight. This angered A.C. and he proceeded to piledrive Buddy thirty-seven times onto a blueberry pie. Following the piledrivers, Slater took a huge dump and then hip-tossed Charles right into the still steaming, mushy poop. He then proceeded to arrange Charles and Buddy so it appeared they were fellating eachother sixty-nine style. Although Buddy actually enjoys that sort of thing, Slater still thought it would be quite hilarious to take pictures and put them onto a billboard that read "Chorles and Buddy - cock gobblers fuh-life". Chorles totally got fucked up. Slater rules. WINNER: A.C. Slater Post brawl notes: After the fight, Slater went back to the Max where he found Zack hitting on Jesse Spano. This angered A.C. and challenged him to a duel. Zack agreed and round two was soon under way. Around the way, after Charles and Buddy awoke from their total ass pounding A.C. handed to them, Buddy thought it would be a good idea to go back to his place. So they did. Buddy asked Charles "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?". Charles obliged and they began making out like homo's because that's what homo's do.

A.C. Slater vs. Zack Morris

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RESULTS: After Buddy and Chorles finished making out, (see above) the duel commenced. A.C. ordered a round of milkshakes and proceeded to spill them on Zack's blue sweater. As Zack yelled in displeasure A.C. took Zack's totally homo'ish headband that Chief Henry had made for him and began to wipe his ass with it. Zack was furious and attacked A.C. with the Zack Attack. This left A.C. stunned for a moment. Slater soon regained concsiousness and reached for Zack's 83.2 pound cell phone and cracked that preppy son of a bitch with it in his ear. He then gave Zack a devasting tornado punch sending Zack into the booth they always sit in. This prompted Max to come out and perform a lame ass trick. A.C. then punched Max in the nose and delivered a crushing arm drag into the juke box for being a huge lamer. He also stepped on Max's glasses for good measure. As Zack stumbled to his feet in a daze, Slater began to flap his arms like a chicken. Zack questioned Slater's manhood and asked what he was doing. Slater was sent in a fiery rage and replied that he was simply signaling for his finishing maneuver, the Slater Rack, and that in fact he was not a flaming homo. A.C. picked up Zack and began racking him up. Slater was sure to snap the blonde ass humper in half for sure, when out of no where Jesse Spano dropped to her knees and gave Slater fellatio. A.C.'s knees began to quiver and dropped Morris. Why is Jesse doing this you ask? Because Zack crawls through her window at night and smells her panties when she's asleep and humps his hand violently. But that isn't the reason she's helping Zack, it's because he had also helped Jesse with her drug problem being the crack whore that she is. Anywho back to the brawl.. After Slater shot his huge load in Jesse's face and punched her in the gut he vowed to finish off Zack. A.C. scoop slammed Morris and proceeded to slap on the Slater death lock. Zack screamed in agony as referee Casey Kasem called for the bell. After the match, Slater proceeded to bench press some nerds to work on his rad pecs and guns. WINNER: A.C. Slater Post brawl notes: After the intense duel Zack cried like the little bitch that he is. He asked Kelly to take him to the hospital because the Slater death lock was too much for him to handle. Of course she did, but not until after she performed fellatio on Slater while Zack watched.

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