And now you have reached the coveted Inner Circle of the Cult of Pork. Granted, it's not as cool as it seems from the outside, but we'd prefer if you let other people find that out on their own.
But! You have made it, and now you must take heed to our warning: Yahweh probably doesn't like the Cult of Pork. OK, its not a warning, its just admission of a fact. For this, you should probably know that you could, at any moment, be struck down with the wrath of Yahweh for following this path. Most of the time it's through heart disease or a tingly feeling in your left arm. Other times it can be outright wrath -- lightning strikes, flooding of the earth, sulphur raining from the sky... you get the idea.
So, you should always watch out and at least attempt to get out of the way. Many a time have the followers of the Cult found themselves in a sticky situation due to circumstances beyond their control. (see/submit stories here) Although the wrath of Yahweh is a hard one to dodge, knowing that it's coming might give you a +2 to your Reflex save.
