Karen Is Old
Dang it Karen! You are 50, stop denying the fact!
- She is just old, she keeps reminding us
- Could be Bill's daughter, oops, I meant "sister"
- We are all younger than her
- Remembers milk being delivered at the back door
- Plans vacations around 'Vegas Senior Bus Tour 'schedules
- Thinks 'Happy Hour' is nap time
- In dog years she is 350
- Is the oldest member of AARP
- Gets the McDonald's discount
Helpful Old People Links
AARP
New Digs
Fashion
Transportation
Easy Living
Safe Excitment for Old People
Place to Unwind
This web page is dedicated to Old Karen. She is turning 50 years old and we want her to know how much we realize this. What to get her for her birthday? ...depends
Email: karen.winship@pbs.proquest.com