VALENTINE'S DAY

Valentine's Day poll
MOT asks lovers and other strangers about their favourite day

Letters to the editor
Richard Twist, Editor-in-Chief

Language Police say global warming not valid in Quebec until somebody comes up with a better translation than "warming globale micro-ondes."

MOT for retards
Jonathan Summers

"Smile Sittler. I swear to God, I said smile Sittler!"
–Stephen Harper

Budweiser commercial wins Super Bowl
Pepsi blames bad reffing, cockatoos

Hugh Hefner sues Fox over Super Bowl half-time show
Impossible to get a hard-on after watching Sir Paul sweat to the oldies

Popcorn glasses ain't no thing
FOX head "talking shit out his ass"

MSN Messenger "the cool way to dump people"
Healthy, open, face-to-face dialogue "totally last-season"

CLASSIC MOT
Money can buy love
Those who claim it can't just aren't making enough, say experts

Myriad allegations in wake of Cosby scandal
"Squeaky clean" not so squeaky, hardly clean

Rebuilding Eden – Toad Thurman
Today, I heard a story about two people who have been in a relationship for 19 years and want to get married. You might ask me, "Is this a case of a man and a woman who have been living in sin all this time, and are just now realizing the evil of their ways?" Unfortunately, it is an even worse case than this. [read more]

It's late and I'm tired – Ian Patrick Onyu
How come love is blind? Why not deaf, or suffering from cholera? [read more]