font size=7 color=ffff00 face=acidic>Hi this is Lefty,
Hi,There Has Been One W.T.Release scince This site's Discography was last updated,"Dragon Chow Mein"was a 30 minute release,which includes some live performance in Road Island.It was completeed just before the year 2000 ended.{year of the Dragon}It was released with a pack of soy sause attached to each copie with tape!.
Oh yea, plus,Wooden Thomas's even newer batch of sigh coo deliequ ded pon,{sorry about the psoudo french!hee haw!has been recorded {In Beutiful Roselle Park N.J.!}and is expected to be another 30 minute release.{All four full legth albums thus far have been 60 minutes}
Want a copie of the Wooden Thomas "Comp" CD compiled by a fan?
let us know by E!~blessyou!
Since the middle of the 90's, strange surreal sounds have been emanating from an apartment in New Jersey. 4-track recording artist, song-writer and creator of visual ambrosia Wooden Thomas has been producing these tender yet dark glimpses into the mind, heart and soul of a ferret. Following are self-made album covers and notes on each song. mp3s are soon to come...maybe next time you are here!
Click on tape cover above for song descriptions and wooden thomas' resumé
Subconscious Garage Sale {1996}
Impotent Steeple (1997)
Click the above for WT live in Rhoad Island at the Custom House, Providence, with the Providence Irish Mafia (Bradford Maloney [fiddle] and Jay Gilbert [other guitar])Dec11.year of Dragon.
Randam "acidental" party photo,by W.T.july,'97
Oh little Elfin Girl,Moving the lilly pad across the pond surface..There is no white in your eyes ,only Green!...I see where you are looking emotionaly.Where ever you turn your head your heart is.
Seven Beers in Tibet (1998)
Seven Beers in Tibet (1998)
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"Hell's Answer"; IS SHE GOD?IS SHE HELL'S ANSWER?...TO MOTHER THERESA ?IS SHE A DEMON?
WITH A LONG NECK ,DOWN AN ESCULATOR.HER HAIR IS BOUNCY ,SHE MUST BE THE GIRL FROM THE SHAMPOO COMERCIAL I BET.
IS HER ATTRACTION TO ASURE PROCREATION?IS HER SOUL AVAILABLE FOR A DATE? DOES HER FLESH HAVE AN EXPIRATION DATE? DOES SHE KNOW SHE'S THE DEVILS MARIONETT?A NET FULL OF JELLO IN TIBET?
TO WHICH SPIRIT DOES THAT BODY BELONG?SHE MIGHT SEE GOD IN MY EYES BUT DOES SHE KNOW?I'ZE GOT'S DE DEVIL IN MY TOUNGUE,OH WHY SHE RUN DOWN THAT ESCULATOR? HER HAIR MIGHT GET CAUGHT ON THAT LAST STEP THEN WE MIGHT WATCH HER DISAPEAR PROBABLY WON'T SEE HER LATER
IS SHE GOD?IS SHE HELLS ANSWER TO MOTHER THERESA?
{c*1997 ,cross eyed music}
*Seven Beers in Tibet,fetures exerpts from 'Casa Musualagos'through out it's duration.The exerpts are short,from 20 to 50 seconds..Casa Musualagos is a 45 minute melloncholie rant recorded on Sept 25 1997.
8 of these songs were recored in 1998.
and, now available...
Free Model Plane Inside (1999)
UnFAQ's:
A;YES:
C*wooden +homas-2000,cRoSs eyEd muSiC.
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wooden thomas
free model plane inside,copywrite,Ninteen hundred
and Ninty nine.
SPATULA{from seven beers in tibet} She held a Spatula in the backyard.There's going to be a huge firey explosion,I must escape from the barn ,she held a psychology book at her arm ,a look in harms way,I must escape from the barn,I must escape from the lepperchaun.The propane tank,is emotionaly over loaded theres going to be a huge FiReY ExPlOsIon! I must escape from the barn...I must escape from the lepperchaun.oh look me in the arm ,she spoke,she held a spatula in the back yard....
c*1998 ~ cross eyed music.
Digital video artist Steve Blank is currently studying Wooden Thomas as a subject.
W.T. is in good care. The nurse, Sue Sniblet, says that Tom hates fluorescent light and any other ceiling light over his head. Redundant noises such as popular techno and rap make him very upset. He loves chocolate and fish, bulk style green tea, and has not been to the dentist in 17 years. If you see Wooden Thomas, please notify us. Let us know where you saw him, what he was wearing, if he stared at you or not, and if so in what manner, and above all, give him lots of love.
Bird with dunce cap stands backward,looking up.
s'got twisted feet from years ago workin the phone wires , gittin' people beleivin' wacka doo stories and such.
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Chickens are good.They are difficult to catch.In the ocean are chickens and you can see their heads poppin' up n' boppin' n' lookin' at ya. they are good .they fastly swim .seals are good!
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"There are no sexier and more powerful ways that women
can be seen photographically other than mowing a
suburban lawn." That's what wooden thomas told a deli
owner recently just out of the blue and you know if
you think about it, HE'S RIGHT! Women with lawn mowers
are the peak of the mountain when it comes to GODDESS
POWER! SO PLEASE! If you find, or photograph for your
self, any really good pictures of any beautiful women
mowing the lawn, please send them along to:
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Subconscious Garage Sale {1996}
Oh little Elfin Girl,Moving the lilly pad across the pond surface..There is no white in your eyes ,only Green!...I see where you are looking emotionaly.Where ever you turn your head your heart is.
"Hell's Answer"; IS SHE GOD?IS SHE HELL'S ANSWER?...TO MOTHER THERESA ?IS SHE A DEMON?
