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A meeting of the minds: Bill Bniblet of Twilight Headquarters and Wooden Thomas of 'I Am Wearing A Stupid Hat'...
Hey Bnib ya got a light?

No, Wooden, but I do have a rat's pancreas.

In theory, Chaos is merely a vein of boundless rebellion. But - Chaos theory works only in the pretense that we are bound to this earth inside of the bodies of big fat fat renaissance type women who drink lots of Grog.

Jonah was in a mess. Seaweed was wrapped around his head. He was in a type of hell.

Jesus Fucking Christ , Man! If you tell me I look like Steve Buscemi ONE MORE TIME I'm gonna fuckin SLAP you!

This is My Dolly. Her name is Salvadore Dolly. Bnib, you can't touch my Dolly. I don't even want to hear you say 'hello'.. to my Dolly. You Robotussinaholic!

You know the old cliché 'lampshade-on-the-head' dumb party trick? Well HERE'S an even STUPIDER version

I think I see a færie! Oops! It's popped! You can never get a picture of one of those chicks! They're so elusive.
Dear Mouse:
What have you done with my ferret? I am really really worried about this! Better answer me quick or you'll be getting a visit from my Cat.

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