The World Domination Purity Test
Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes".
The "submit" button is at the bottom.
Do you have a plan to take over the world?
Is it fiendishly clever in its intricacies?
Is it currently in action?
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Have you written any world domination manifestos?
Do you have an assembled army?
Is it larger than 10 people?
100 people?
1000 people?
the armies of most Third World nations?
Have you ever tried to start a religion?
Do you like duct tape?
Are you a member of a far-right wing organization?
Are you a member of a far-left wing organization, including the ACLU?
Did you answer yes to both preceding questions?
Do you consistently dress in black?
Do you own a cat?
Do you consider youself insane?
Do you know what your name is?
Do you tolerate intolerance?
Are you a member of the militant sect of the World Society of Pacifists?
Have you met at least three other people who are trying to take over the world?
Do you have a chemistry set?
Do you have a chemistry lab?
Do you have a fully nuclear-capable nuclear weapons research department?
Have you ever uttered the words, "Shut up, Dexter!"?
Is this a stupid test?
Did you participate in Katie Season? (Post-Katie Season debate counts)
Actively?
Are you now or have you ever been a member of Mr. Hussein's Shack of Mass Destruction?
