Due to the recent rash of school bomb threats, we here at Mr. Hussein's Shack of Mass Destruction have introduced a new product: the Educational Explosive! Instead of the tiresome process of making your own explosives to blow up the school, buy them pre-made from Mr. Hussein's Shack of Mass Destruction! Must be 21 or older to purchase.
Nemesis Day Cards
Nemesis day is coming! Get your skull-and-crossbones today. Comes in three colors: black, white and gray!
Doug's Drink
An idea which we ripped off from an unsuccessful marketing campaign, Marketing slogans can be found here.
FREE! The International Guide to Terrorism, Simplified The International Guide to Terrorism, Simplified is a new, easy-to-read edition of the International Guide to Terrorism. Formerly difficult translations have been cleared up, and new testimonials have been added from Mohammed Quadafi, Osama bin Laden, Slobodan Milosevic, and now, Mr. Theodore Kaczynski! Supplies are limited, so email starrunner@iname.com for a free copy!
Pox-in-a-Box The newly developed Pox-in-a-Box gag gift releases a cloud of
genetically engineered smallpox viruses into a twelve-meter radius. This is almost completely guaranteed to cause death and/or permanent scarring and disfigurement. A wonderful gift for that blood enemy or United Nations Weapons Inspector in Ebola Bomb New from the jungles of Africa- the Ebola Bomb! Upon detonation, all humans and cheese omelets within a twenty-mile radius will contract the Ebola virus, which kills within four days, and starting a worldwide pandemic! WARNING: Not guaranteed to kill any given cheese omelet.
New! The Sine Wave of DEATH All doomsday machines inevitably have either a high-pitched whine or low-pitched hum about them. Have you ever wondered WHERE that hum comes from?
Well, wait no more. Our new breakthrough in sonic broadcasting technology makes available to YOU this new, revolutionary device. The new Sine Wave of DEATH lets YOU broadcast a low-pitched hum or a high-pitched whine in your own home! Only $999999.99! Breaks the ice at parties! Doomsday device not included.
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Only for those in the know .
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