"We are not amused."
-Queen Victoria
16 October, 2000
While the staff at Mr. Hussein's Shack of Mass Destruction continues working on updates, we are proud to announce...
A Contest!
Yes, you read that correctly. Mr. Hussein's Shack of Mass Destruction is sponsoring a contest for a logo redesign! Entries should be sent to drmoriarty@angelfire.com, or, alternatively, to adrian@subdimension.com.
We have added a new enemy of the state for the first time in over a year, and continue to serve your mass destruction needs.
12 August, 2000
Two things. Firstly, we're proud to announce that our guestbook system, Toonzbook, is back online!
The second is that we are in the process of a major update. All will be notified when it is finished.
15 May, 2000
Happy Nemesis Day!
Tomorrow, May 16th, is the official date for Nemesis Day, Observed, as set by the Holidays Board of Mr. Hussein's Shack of Mass Destruction.
December 17, 1999
As we near the millenium, Mr. Hussein's Shack of Mass Destruction has made one final update. The World Domination Catalog, cataloging every known world domination effort, has just been posted. Worship our technological skill, and please don't hurt us.
In other news, we have a new survey of the month up.
PLEASE READ CATALOG FIRST, THEN TAKE SURVEY. It makes more sense that way. Death threats can be sent to ifyousendmailhereyoureanidiot@wemeanit.com.
September 23, 1999 Six Months Online and Counting!
Yes, Mr. Hussein's Shack of Mass Destruction has been online now for six whole months. It is time to celebrate with a long-overdue update of the site!
We have just added a transcript of the notes of Anthropologist Bob. Come visit!
A new survey is forthcoming, as well as long-neglected updates to our order form and other stuff in general. A grand total of 674 people have cumulatively visited our two sites!
Yes, Mr. Hussein's Shack of Mass Destruction has been through a lot. Three complete overhauls, mulitple death threats, a site change and Katie Season are just some of the events that we've been through.
An extensive list would be too hard to come up with for past events, but more and better things loom in the future. The International Guide to Terrorism is forthcoming, two sections done, and we are compliling a list of organizations plotting world or atmospheric domination. Six months is a long time to create new ideas, and we're proud of the work we've done to further world domination efforts. We've come a long way, and we'll go further still with your help! Thank you.
After the great evacuation from the evil Geocities/Yahoo complex and much persecution by Uzbek authorities, Mr. Hussein's Shack of Mass Destruction has relocated to this site! The original home of our glorious webpage, visible here, has exceeded 500 visitors, but sadly, cannot be updated any further. All new material will be visible here.
August 27, 1999
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August 19, 1999
Many new developments in Mr. Hussein's Shack of Mass Destruction. Firstly,
-Parental authorities have "advised" the manager of this page to take it down. Rest assured that Mr. Hussein's Shack of Mass Destruction will stay up for your viewing pleasure for quite a long time. No need to worry. Please send email to give your opinions on this event.
-Secondly, our top research experts have developed a brand spanking new weapon, the Tactical Joke! Read about it here.
-Finally, due to popular demand in the Survey of the Month, Dexter season will be instituted shortly. On August 23, you too can hunt Dexters! Nonlethal force is advised. Read ground rules here.
30 July, 1999
Take our Survey of the Month!
26 July, 1999
We have finally received refugee status from Angelfire! From now on, Mr. Hussein's Shack of Mass Destruction will reside at this address.
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