Welcome to the mailroom of Mr. Hussein's Shack of Mass Destruction, where we answer questions you would wish to direct to us. And maybe some other ones.
"Bob Bobson", Riker's Island Recreational Facility, New York
Well, Mr. Bobson, becoming a supervillian is no easy task. Fortunately, we here at Mr. Hussein's Shack of Mass Destruction have prepared for people like yourself. The first step to becoming a supervillian is to bookmark this webpage, in an act of shameless self-promotion on our part.
The second step is to register with the International Guild of SuperVillians. Contact your local division through the operatives in your local federal building. Ask for Thompson.
Step number three is to find yourself a decent archnemesis. This is accomplished in two ways: declaring your archnemesis publicly, or in a much more educational fashion, participating in the next annual Nemesis Day.
Having done all this, you are now ready to become a true SuperVillian, in the grand tradition of Adolf Hitler, Lex Luthor, and Mrs. White. All you need now is a crime to commit. Terrorizing students is a great way to start. Go to your local high school and phone in a bomb threat. Always popular and especially effective!
