Authorities at Mr. Hussein's Shack of Mass Destruction have been alerted to the great problem of overpopulation by Katies. According to one source, there are too many Katies today, so we here at Mr. Hussein's Shack of Mass Destruction are officially sponsoring Katie season. Katie season is from June 1-3, 1999. Here is more information on Katie hunting, posted by one of our oldest and most dedicated customers.

WARNING! Katie season does not actually entail the death of Katies. Only officially sponsored forms of hunting will be recorded for the contest to catch the most Katies. Officially sponsored method are:

• Attack a Katie with a Nerf ball. Proclaim to said Katie that s/he has been officially caught.
• Hug a Katie.
• Any other form of nonviolent catching you can think of.

All subtypes of Katies are open for hunting, including Katie, Cati, Kate, Kathryn, Cathryn, Catherine, Katherine, etc.

The person with the most Katies caught will receive a shopping spree at Mr. Hussein's Shack of Mass Destruction, as well as an unspecified Fabulous Prize! Email this address if you wish to participate.