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Tactical Joke Warfare


Welcome to the Tactical Jokes Department!

Destroying the Opposition By Joking Them To Death

The Tactical Jokes Department has had a long and interesting history. Ever since tactical jokes were invented, we've been there.

The history of Tactical Jokes begins in World War I, when famed German humorist and professional contortionist Hans Franz first developed the Tactical Joke. Development of joke warfare was dormant for several years until World War II, when the British rediscovered the potential of the Tactical Joke. Hitler's forced development of the V-Joke, broadcast over London near the end of the war, failed to overcome the decisive British advantage in joke warfare.

After the war, both the United States and the Soviet Union began stockpiling jokes. A "joke race" soon began between the two superpowers; however, imported German humorists soon turned the tide toward America. The East just couldn't match the West's sheer number of humorists, such as Douglas Adams and Dave Barry.

With the collapse of the USSR, Russian jokes soon made their way onto the international black market. Mr. Hussein's Shack of Mass Destruction has obtained a number of Soviet jokes. Combined with its own native humor, the Department of Joke Warfare is fast becoming one of the world's leading humor communities. We are hiring out our services, so if you have need of tactical humor, just email us!

Here's an example of one of our best worst jokes.

Have you heard of the ghost at the school?

Everyone's been talking about the "school spirit."

-by MCKolner