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This is our current catalog of all group trying to take over the world. Obviously enough, it is currently incomplete. We will add to this catalog as soon as more information is acquired. Dossiers of all known members are included. If we have left your name OFF, please send us email at starrunner@iname.com. Modifications may or may not be made, depending on the mood of the writer and public opinion. So, talk to the writer when he's in a GOOD mood, ok?
The Boyer Group
Leader: Paul Boyer
This is a shadowy group, consisting mainly of high school science and social studies teachers. It is rumored to be a worldwide organization; I have described one typical "cell" which has been under heavy investigation by our operatives.
All teachers who are part of this group ar characterized by leaving their classrooms in the middle of teaching. The cell under investigation has a "coffee break" seventh period, and possibly also during eighth. They all appear to be extremely capable, dedicated teacher on the outside, but under the shell, they are clearly harboring world domination tendencies. Beware.
Leader: None
The Cartel seems to be a group of three world dominators, whose methods and names are generally unknown. They seem to work as a form of mob rule, and are believed to favor anarchism. What little information is available has been listed.
Leader: "Mr." Cowan
Well, we didn't know exactly HOW to classify these people. As a rule, they tend to be current or former Odessy of the Mind-ers, and they tend to huddle for warmth as sheep do. Any other information is unknown. What little we have gathered is listed here.
Hmmm... perhaps headware is a distingushing feature, here.
Leader: Adél St. Just
The Organization, for lack of a better name, is the premier organization currently vying for world domination. They are well-organized, numerous and have plans already laid out. However, they are currently quite centralized, and so will have difficulty if the leader is "conveniently eliminated". We at Mr. Hussein's Shack of Mass Destruction will gladly provide this service, for a nominal fee.
We trust you can avoid temptation.
"Loners"
"First Chicago, then the world!"
And then, what list would be complete without this masterpiece?
Mr. Hussein's Shack Of Mass Destruction
While not taking over the world, we sell arms to all who would. Since we have a vested interest in the status quo. we will sell weapons at a slight discount to whomever decides to oppose those who are already taking over the world. (50% Off Sale!)
The primary people behind our glorious organization are listed below.
Well, here she is.
Well, that's it. That's our entire catalog as of December, 1999. If you want updates, please send mail to starrunner@iname.com. If we forgot you, please let Moriarty know. That is all. Good night.
