NAME: Brian Brown
PRODUCT: Life Size Princess Jesus
I can't believe I'm writing this but I just had to thank you. Your product Life Size Princess Jesus really is a savior. As ashamed as I am to admit this, last summer when I was very depressed about being single I went up to my neighborhood target and bought a Life Size Princess Barbie. It was weird buying it in front of all those people (I just told them it was my sisters birthday). I spent countless nights dancing around my room with her while wearing her tiara. I even taught her the Macarena. Then one night while she lay in my arms I thought, "Is God laughing at me?" I knew he was. So I retired my Barbie. But she still sat in my room and haunted me. Then through some friends of mine, I stumbled on to your web page. It changed my life almost as much as the George Forman Grill and the Bow-Flex. I knew I had to have the Life Size Princess Jesus. But I was broke. So what did I do? Prayed, duh! And the next day a box of money lay under my bed. I knew God had pulled through for me I also knew I could never go back to Mexico. So I immediately order Life Size Princess Jesus for over night shipment. When he came I could hardly contain my excitement. I ripped through the package and there he was. Ever since that day he has never left my side. Sure I lost his tiara and my dog has chewed off his left leg and all his fingers but I still love him. But I know you might want to know where’s Barbie? I don't know, but I can tell you this...it ain't heaven. Thanks once again.
Your best customer,
Brian C. Brown
NAME: Christie Hansen
PRODUCT: Forbidden Fruit of the Loom
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