Feeling naughty are we?!
You are a sick individual for clicking on the little man stabbing himself in the crotch with a pair of scissors.  I condemn you!
 

But, as long as you're here.... just click on my visage to get some links that I rather enjoy.
 
 

My wonderful.... wonderful.... visage....
 
 
 

Mmmmm..... visage and.... gravy.... ahhhhhhh.... that's the spot.
 

(note- that was supposed to be 'have ye any meat?' but i kinda screwed up... and i'm kinda lazy.)