James Scott is our Club Chairman, and as such is the hub of all off field activity. The Chairman is responsible for ensuring that everybody else does there job, as well as chairing all selection meetings, in which role he holds a casting vote. James is a born and bred Yorkie, ex-soldier, and American footballer, so isn't someone to piss off. James is the clubs Leg-Spinner, relying upon a huge amount of turn rather than anything as trivial as line and length to get his wickets. James employs the Ian Salisbury ethos, "When they get tired they'll make mistakes" sadly this also applies to his fielders. Bats Right Handed in the style of Devon Malcolm on Speed.

Bats: Right Handed Kamikaze Tailender.
Bowls: A Blend of Medium-Fast Leg Spin.
Fields: Wherever he wants.
Strengths: Intimidating batsmen, fielders, umpires, anyone really.
Weaknesses: Pies.
Most likely to be found: Prowling menacingly around the outfield.

Rob Christie is Club Captain and as such is solely to blame for everything that goes wrong (apparently). The Captain is responsible for ensuring we have a happy club as well as his obvious on-field responsibility.  Rob is a Geordie from Kent (don't ask) and is a Middlesex supporter (don't mention Mark Ramprakash). He is also an opening batsman who has moved to three to hide from the new ball, lists his cricketing heroes as Mike Atherton and Geoff Boycott and given this is unsurprisingly rather defensive in his outlook. Rob employs the Geoff Boycott ethos "You can't score runs if you aren't in the middle". Some can't when they are there…. Bats Right Handed and bowls like a woman (one that can't play cricket).

Bats: Right Handed very Boringly.
Bowls: Leg Spin (Badly).
Fields: Square Leg.
Strengths: His Technique (Apparently he  practices in front of the mirror, which we really didn't need to know).
Weaknesses: Cows (Don't ask)
Most Likely to be Found: Somewhere around Mid Wicket taking it all very, very seriously.

Andrew Sharp is Club Secretary and in this role is responsible for arranging fixtures, the first line of contact for any prospective opponents and also responsible for making sense of the Committee's rantings, also fits the role of Vice-Captain into his hectic schedule. Andrew is from Kent and is a loyal follower of his county, and lists his heroes as Matthew Fleming and Devon Malcolm leading to his tendency to adopt a swashbuckling  cross-batted style during his brief (but fairly profitable) stay at the crease. Andrew insists on being the clubs wicketkeeper though as he is also a bowler is rarely allowed to don the gauntlets. Andrew ties batsmen in knots with his dashing blend of swing and bounce………...during his dreams of playing at the St Lawrence.

Bats: Right Handed just after the top order have got 45 off of 30 overs.
Bowls: Right Arm Mediumish kind of Swing.
Fields: Behind the Stumps with the Gloves on. (or if there is already someone there Mid On.)
Strengths: Getting Quick Runs
Weaknesses: Straight Balls
Most Likely to be Found: Behind the Stumps doing Impressions of Moin Kahn.

Matt Elms is Club Treasurer and is responsible for the clubs finances, the Treasurer is also responsible for arranging all fund-raising activities. Matt Lives near Bath and doesn't follow cricket. We forgive him this sacrilege due to the amount of time and effort he puts into the club (I mean Bath, come on…). Matt bats Right-Handed and fields on the boundary by the bar. He says his cricketing heroes are Robin Smith and Phil Tufnell. He spends the season complaining that there is no football on, but as he is an Everton fan maybe that's a good thing.

Bats: Right Handed minutes before the Captain has a breakdown.
Bowls: Right Arm Mediumish without the Swing.
Fields: On the Boundary, (preferably beside some nice girls, Australian ones, in bikinis).
Strengths: His relaxed air of devil-may-care amateurism.
Weaknesses: His relaxed air of devil-may-care amateurism.
Most Likely to Be Found: Leaning against a tree with a 6 pack (sadly not of the muscular variety).