Found a box of Tampax Tampons:
Remove used tampon before inserting a new one.

Found on a box of Kellogg?s Pop-Tarts:
Warning: Pastry Filling May Be Hot When Heated.

Found on the instruction sheet of a Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer:
WARNING: Do not use in shower. Never use while sleeping.

Found on Bat Man The Animated Series Armor Set Halloween costume box:
PARENT: Please exercise caution, mask and chest plate are not protective; cape does not enable wearer to fly.

Found in a television set's owner's manual:
Do not pour liquids into your television set.

Found on the handle of a hammer:
Caution: Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object.

Found on a butane lighter:
Warning: Flame may cause fire.