What if condoms had corperate sponsorship...
Submitted by Vengence
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish
New York Lotto Condoms: 'Cause hey -- you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ...
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to go today?
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Campbells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
Timex: Takes a licking and keep on ticking.
McDonald's: Over 1 billion served.
Volkswagon: Drivers wanted.
Porsche: There is no substitute.
Quaker Oats: Do the right thing.
Life Cereal: He Like's It! He Like's It!
Johnson & Johnson: No more tears...
Wheaties Condoms: Condom of Champions.