The Materialistic Lawyer
Submitted by Kathryn
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car camealong and hit
the door, ripping it off completely. When thepolice arrived at the scene,
the lawyer was complaining bitterlyabout the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they'vedone to my Beeeeemer!" he whined."You lawyers
are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retortedthe officer. "You're so
worried about your stupid BMW, that youdidn't even notice that your left
arm was ripped off!""Oh my God," replied the lawyer, finally noticing the
bloodyleft shoulder where his arm once was. "Where's my Rolex?!?"