The Sproul/Sable Report

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Bee Gees
Bon Jovi
Godsmack

Valerie
April
Ruth

Writing Reviews For A Paper
Writing Reviews For A Webpage
Writing Reviews For Yourself

Chicken Enchilada Bowl
Grilled Stuft Burrito
Cheesy Gordita Crunch

Dark Blue
Black
Yellow, Red and Orange

Legal Pads
Spiral Notebooks
Looseleaf

Movies With April
Movies With Ruth
Movies With Scott

'You're gay.'
'Shhhtop it!'
'FLAMIN'!'

Sex & The City
Friends
Seinfeld

SARS
West Nile
Anthrax

Text Messaging
E-mails
Fax Machines

Flaunting it
Hiding it
Not having it

The Sproul/Sable Report
Ruth's Journal
Sex Conversation Quotes

Jake Hating AP Chem
Jake Hating Comp Comp
Jake Hating Math

Video Premier
Family Video
Blockbuster

Michael Esseny
Conan O'Brian
Jay Leno

Reading EW in the bathroom
Reading a book in the bathroom
Reading the paper in the bathroom

Old School Pepsi
Pepsi Twist
Dr. Pepper

Nirvana
Linkin Park
Chicago Soundtrack

Old School 'brb'
Comical away messages
Signing off

fandango.com
moviefone.com
Calling the theater

Michael Jackson scandals
The Robert Blake trial
Martha Stewart hatred

Ballpoint pens
#2's
Mechanical pencils

Socks with sandals
White after labor day
Boots with shorts

Paper clips
Staples
Tape

Doing Nothing
Doing Homework at School
Doing Homework at Home

JRS
The Rat Pack
D-3

Ruth's Ass
Ruth's Tits
Ruth's Eyes

Tic Tac Silvers
Big Red Gum
Winter Fresh Gum

Drinking water during class
Drinking pop during class
Eating during class

Avril Lavigne
Our Lady Peace
Alanis Morissette

Panera
Taco Bell
Arby's

'Gotta Get Through This'
'One Last Breath'
'Just Like A Pill'

Ruth's van
Jake's truck
Jake's station wagon

Messenger bags
Carrying your books
Backpacks

'Aside' (Post-Rat Pack music video)
'I Won't Spend Another Night Alone' (Jake stalker music video)
'Sound Siren' (Post-Sara music video)

Class to sleep in
Anything with Composition
Modern Literature
Pre-Calc

Lunchtime Hangout
The Hallway
The Library
The Video Lab

Just Friends
Relationships
Friends With Benefits

Ford-Tel
Farmington Civic
Laurel Park 10

Unibrow
Plucking
Shaving

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