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Bumper Stickers

If you drink, don't park.  Accidents cause people.

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

Please tell your pants it's not polite to point.

If that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive a little better.

My kid got your honor roll student pregnant.

Thank you for pot smoking.

To all you virgins:  thanks for nothing.

If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling.

Impotence:  Nature's way of saying, "No Hard Feelings."

If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

 Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.

Practice Safe Sex; Go Screw Yourself.

Horn broken...Watch for finger.

It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger.

If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

The earth is full -- go home!

I have the body of a god -- Buddha.

This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.

So many pedestrians...so little time.

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

If we quit voting, will they all go away?

The face is familiar, but I can't quite remember my name.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Illiterate?  Write for help!

Honk if anything falls off.

Cover me, I'm changing lanes.

He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

You!  Out of the gene pool!

I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

{upside down on a Jeep}
If you can read this, please flip me back over.

Remember folks:  Stop lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.

Guys:  no shirt, no service.  Gals:  No shirt, no charge.

If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look like Jabba the Hut?

Ax me about ebonics.

Body by Nautilus:  Brain by Mattel.

Boldly going nowhere.

Cat:  the other white meat.

Caution:  driver legally blonde.

Don't be sexist -- bitches hate that.

Heart attacks:  God's revenge for eating his animal friends.

How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Saw it, wanted it, had a fit, got it!

My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom.

Grown your own dope -- plant a man.

All men are animals, some just make better pets.

Some people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Wanted:  Meaningful overnight relationship.

Beer:  It's not just for breakfast anymore.

So you're a feminist....isn't that precious?

I need someone really bad...are you really bad?

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

 



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