Ok. First, look at the picture. Now, look at the hotdog. Fall on the floor and die, now. Hmm...Nick seems completely oblivous to the fact that the hot dog is in a bad...erm. Position.
|**| We've Got It Goin' On |**|
The rap...what's with the rap? And AJ mentions being wet? Does that...er...make anyone else HAPPY? And who else has wondered about 'wildin' static?' ANYONE?... The rap…*shakes head, lowering it in shame* So…which recording technician/manager/vocal coach was drunk/high/stupid during the recording of this song? Obviously fucking ALL of them. "Oh, Lou…let's let AJ rap, and THEN, in the video, we can put them in leather…in 100 degree weather…it'll be GREAT!" Yeah. No fucking wonder this song wasn't a hit in the United States when it was first released.
|**| Anywhere For You |**|
I personally liked this song...a lil' corny, but hey, what would you expect from a 5-guy white group? 'I'd walk halfway around the world, for just one kiss from you'…yes, Brian, we feel the same for you. And Nick, hun....overdramatic maybe? Overdramatic, underdeveloped...same thing. *cough*prepubescent*cough* WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE SO DAMN SWEET IN THIS SONG? Ex: 'Couldn't live my life without you in it'…*cries* LMFAO @ the bubble sounds at the beginning…"*bubble sound* I'd go anywhere for youuuu…" That's just. Great. Pure comedy. Does anyone else think that Nick sounds like a congested, young Micheal Jackson in this song? Or am I the only one?…
|**| Get Down |**|
*giggles* They said… *whispers* ECSTACY! Howard, your mommy won't approve. This song makes me laugh because the writer (that Bulent dude) couldn't even disguise the fact that it was all about SEX. 'All the girls get on your knees'. It's just funny. NO HIDDEN MEANING IN THIS SONG PEOPLE....MOVE ON! It's sad…lmfao…I used to love this song. It was my favorite. And then…I grew up. It was when I listened to it then…that I realized that "get down and move it all around" wasn't talking about dancing. It traumatized me. And to think…HOW old was Nick when this song was recorded? 14, at the most? Did HE even know that the song was about sex?
|**| I'll Never Break Your Heart |**|
*cries* AHHHH! WHO WOULD TURN DOWN A BACKSTREET BOY? BRIAN EVEN!!!!!! ROTFL…the 'seky talky part', as AJ so eloquently put it, at the beginning…CRACKS ME THE FUCK UP. It reminds me of a bad parody of a Boyz II Men song…aww…but I love this song. *nods*
|**| Quit Playin' Games (With My Heart) |**|
This was a good song....the first one thousand and a half times I heard it...my town LOVES BSB. ABSOLUTELY LOVES THEM. I swear they will play 10 BSB songs a day, and I love them for it...as long as it's not this one. I play the background on the piano when I'm bored *giggles*. OVERPLAYED, but the parts where the guy in the background starts singing...and it's the SAME GUY...like...Brian, at the end of the phrase he's still singing...and then he is singing again!!! Do you get what I'm trying to say? Nick does it too...maybe it's just me. Ok…let me try and explain. Nick sings 'but what is it that you can't see', and he's still singing 'see' when he comes in and sings 'sometimes I wish I could'. SO YEAH. The video. Makes...no sense. And WHY are they on a basketball court in the rain? Dudes. I must pay respect to this song though...it was the FIRST BSB video I ever saw...yep.
|**| Boys Will Be Boys |**|
Theme song for RAPE, HERE BOYS? GEEZE! 'You tell me it's much too soon, but I can't help it, I always gotta make a play'…My, my, my Bri! This is almost as bad as when you said 'sexual' in that one song, 'I'll Never Find Someone Like You'. The date rape song! Lmfao…I listened to it ONCE, decided it was crap, laughed my ass off, and changed the song.
|**| Just To Be Close To You |**|
I heard 'like a flower to a tree…' and changed the song. Dude. As incredibly brainless as this song is, they do a KICK ASS acapella version of it.
|**| I Wanna Be With You |**|
I LOVE THIS SONG! I'd like to see AJ when he sings 'policy'. I'd also like to know if he knows what it means. 'When the lights are fading, you know what I wanna do'…my, my Bri…you're getting all…perverted…Nick and AJ-like. 'See you once again, everybody swing'…Ok. I'm not even gonna ask, dude. Not gonna ask. Lmfao…Cay pretty much summed it all up there…
|**| Every Time I Close My Eyes |**|
That NEATO thing in the beginning...it makes me glad. WHY DO THEY INSIST ON BOYCOTTING KEVIN? He gets a damn part, and they play that NEATO thing in the beginning over it so you can't hear him! Oh well, I like that neato thing... They boycott Kevin because…he talks too slow. Yeah. They're afraid it'll come through in the singing.
|**| Darlin' |**|
Kevy gets a 'seky talky part'! YES! Can ANYONE understand what they say in this song? 'If your words had meaning'…I swear I heard 'devors have meanie'... I. Cannot. Stand. This. Fucking. Song. Ugh. It grates on my last nerve…I just…hate it. I used to listen to it a lot because I like Brian's part at the beginning…but yeah. I'd rather shoot myself than have to listen to the whole thing.
|**| Let's Have A Party |**|
Ok, Nick is like…5, and they let him moan? No… "I've been watchin' you, you've been watchin' me…" Wow. Ok. Great. You can be stalker boyfriend and girlfriend then. Have fun.
|**| Roll With It |**|
It took me WAY too long to figure out what they say when they say 'young man/woman when it seems as though nobody understands young man, don't let your head hang down, young woman just stick to the plan'. I heard 'when it seems as though nobody understands your name, don't let it all hang out your womb just stick to your man....' I was thinking... " Oh geeze, but then I found the lyrics... 'All the fellas roll (roll with it), All the ladies roll (roll with it)…" I love that part for some…odd…reason?
|**| Nobody But You |**|
I listened to this song once and I had it memorized. There's like...6 words in it. Except for the bitter sweet delight part...that was...blunt. Lmfao…ditto, Cay. I dunno about this song. Kevin's voice is kind of…blah. In it. *shrugs*
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