MY DREAM MAN

My "Dream Man" should, first of all, be very corny and colorful. He should have a physique like John Mayer, a profile like Kelly Rowlands, and the intelligence of a kangaroo. He must be polite and always remember to kick my elbow, tip his buttcheek and to take my chin when crossing the street. He should move swiftly, should have a lucky voice, and should always dress beautifully. I would also like him to be a humorous dancer, and when we're alone, he should whisper funky nothings into my kneecap and hold my sporty pick. I know a posh man like this is hard to find. In fact, the only one I can think of is Scotty Crowe!