|**| AJ |**|
Having orgasms when a male puts his arm around a female is not illegal but thoroughly encouraged.
It is considered illegal to hump any inanimate object in the presence of a pre-pubescent girl, while screaming "You can get all inside me, I can get all inside you too...". Hell. The whole song "Lay Down Beside Me" is illegal to sing EVER.
|**| Nick |**|
Mountain serenity music is banned throughout the country just because I wanna arrest Kevin and do things to him with my handcuffs.
It is no longer referred to as 'failing'; it is now referred to as 'advancing inhibited'.
It is considered illegal to hire a stripper for your Mini-Me, then take them out on your boat and get so wasted that you land in a bed of seagrass. It is also illegal, in this situation, to smoke the seagrass.
You are to be honored as 'gifted' if you can have sex and play playstation 2 at the same time...Also if you can walk and breathe at the same time.
|**| Kevin |**|
It is illegal to talk about ANYONE'S masturbating/farting habits.
It is required that you mention the name of your cousin at LEAST 20 times a day, also stating how long you have known them. You must also say this very, very slowly.
|**| Howie |**|
If any person within any 2 consecutive hours winks more than 4 times, it is a federal offense and is punishable by law.
|**| Brian |**|
Making faces at rat dogs is punishable by a life sentence in prison with lonely men, or, NSYNC.
All bible carriers must have an extra pocket for their rat dog.
|**| Kevn & Brian |**|
'Hicks are cool' will be present on federal currency, and it shall have Kevin and Brian’s faces on it.
|** Nick & AJ |**|
"Ghetto Fabulous" will be present on federal currency, and it shall have Nick and AJ’s faces on it.
|**| Howie & Lance |**|
"Respect my diversity" will be present on federal currency, and it shall have Lance and Howie’s faces on it. (I know, I know, Lance is an NSYNCer...but...Howard needed a partner and Lance is so fitting. *flips hair*)
|**| All |**|
If anyone spends a lengthy amount of time with someone of the same gender behind closed doors, and any death occurs, they will be charged on a low account of involuntary manslaughter, or, they may be dismissed on account of the‘make my day law’in qualifying states.
Public arousal is illegal throughout the country just 'cause I want to get Kevin in one of those prison cells...alone.
