A few weeks ago:
"What's up" - some guy in the bathroom
"Not much, just drainin' the dragon" - me
"The what?" - guy
"The dragon" - me
"Huh?" - guy
"Ya know... my wang" - me
"Oh" - guy


Past quotes of the day

12/5/02:
DamienEBK: i drink diet coke everyday and look at me i sleep 3 hours a night and cant feel my left arm and im fine
DamienEBK: i mean what the fuck

12/2/02:
"I got a 90 on my midterm, what did you get?" - Nia
"A hundred." - Me
"Dirty whore." - Nia

12/1/02: "Play the field until you're 35. Then get married or I'll shoot you." - Helga

11/29/02:
Travis4138: it's like a sliding scale
Travis4138: max --> frodo --> rasta

11/23/02: "I'm all about grabbing packages" - Kyle

11/22/02: "I prefer kok" - Cole

11/21/02: "Ya man girls are snipes" - Igor

11/19/02: DarkManMaximus: how did that go
DamienEBK: i got on his skateboard and he was like your gonna fall if your on concrete and then i did some spinny trick and i was like eat my pussy fag
DamienEBK: i didnt say thast but i wanted to
DarkManMaximus: a spinny trick?
DamienEBK: yea you know ones you see the pros doing
10/24/02: extremeness04: go over and tap it

10/11/02: "It would be cool if Godzilla came up out of Lake Washington" - Max
"Yeah, that would be sweet... seriously... like I can totally picture it... like I can see it happening right now!!! Like with the water and everything!!!" - Dave
"That's because you're on drugs" - Max

10/10/02: "They need to make a game where all you do is run around and rape people" - Dave's roommate, after nailing a hooker in Grand Theft Auto 3

10/5/02: "I saw these golf karts with body kits that looked like Ferraris and stuff on the internet, they were like $100,000!!!" - Seth
"No way man..." - everyone
"Are you sure it wasn't Yen?" - Rory

9/27/02: "There goes the ho train" - Darrell, cruising Greek row at UW.

9/3/02: SmartAss2304: i went to Chevron with my bathing suit bottoms on and the old guy Don was checking me out and he told me it looked like i had a load in my ass and asked me if i could get any smaller. I mean who does that to a 16 year old girl. Its not right. I was the only girl in there and all the other old guys were checking me out. I didnt know what to do
SmartAss2304: i asked him why he was checking out my ass and he said what do you think girls like you are for? i was mortified

8/30/02:
"Do you know how fast you were going CHICKEN FUCKER BOK!!" - Officer Farvar

8/29/02:
Mroche304: i'm a cyber sex stocker


7/02: "There's two things in life you shouldn't be fast at: aging and sex" - The Chevron Don

1/24/02: "The universe is cool." - Tarn, depressed ex-astrophysicist

1/23/02:
skizdiz: What is LOL


1/18/02:
"Hey Katie. Wow, that's a good look for you. You know, If I was in high school I'd ask you out." - Mr. Daley
"If you were in high school, Brent would throw down." - Max

1/06/02:
DamienEBK: cuz max, i believe that i was put on this earth to get a girlfriend, thats hot and stuff. and i just dont see that happening. someones screwin me over here

1/05/02: "Dude, that guy's like 'Ahhh yes, Gandalf and the kid!'" - AJ

1/02/02: "School sucked just like I planned" - Ejay

12/15/01: "I can't believe I lost to Skiz Diz" - Brent, after Scat Daddy won the Halftime Hoop Shoot

12/14/01: "Hey this song is racist!" - Jason, reacting to "Play That Funky Music White Boy"

11/19/01: "She fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, and he found her sitting against the trunk." - Max

11/9/01: "I heard you had an incident with another car back there." - Anonymous Washington State Trooper, just outside of Yakima

11/3/01: "The egg fight probably won't happen 'til later, when the Hispanics come out." - Ejay

10/31/01:
Max: "Well Jake, we'll see you later. Gonna go get our drink on, get our smoke on."
Jimmy: "Go find something to poke on."
Note: neither pimp got his smoke, drink, or poke on (except for some caffeine-free diet pepsi).

10/24/01
HeartbreakerMC23: i mean think about it...if you had a shitty diaper and couldnt talk you would cry too

10/19/01:
(Playing Madden 2002)
Jimmy: "I almost got F'ed on that play."
Max: "What does F'ed mean, fooled?"
(short pause)
Jimmy: "Fupped."

10/10/01: "Hey come on over, we'll go pimp Peshastin." - Zach

10/2/01: "Zach Fowler never macks on anyone ... except Ryan." - Tommy

9/30/01: "If I had some of that, I'd go smoke it!" - Mr. Douglass

9/25/01:ZFowler56:im gonna be comin in mackin on the ladies tommarrow like a 747 in the world trade center !
ZFowler56: Hittin HARD

9/17/01: "Hey Lil' Scottie!" - Zach

9/11/01: "Those fuckin ragheads." - Aaron

8/14/01: "There's shame in the gay game." - Sara

8/17/01: "I have to shat." -Tom

8/16/01: "I found a lighter and you should have seen her take that first puff, it was like a fish being thrown back into the water." -Skyler

8/15/01: "Skyler, if you find a lighter or matches in any carts will you bring it to me, i have nothing to light up with." -Roxie

8/14/01: "This snow cone sucks, it is all icy!" -Some Drunk Mariners Fan

8/8/2001: "I think i got a 15 on that hole." - Scott