Quote of the Day

2/23/03: "When you get a job this summer can we go buy stuff?" - Allison

1/20/03: "Party on brothers!" - a dirty bum on University Way

1/9/03: "Hey, I got a 3.6 in math, what did you get?" - Nghia "3.8" - me "Son of a bitch" - Nghia

1/8/03: "Een Romania, zee women love zee men who are good at math!" - My math teacher

1/7/03: "See what Diet Coke does to you? You're gonna flunk school 'cuz of it. We should have seen this coming. Look at me, look what diet coke has done to me. I'm a bona fide loser. I'm gonna sue diet coke." - Cole

1/5/03: "I can't remember. I was wasted and horny" - Travis

12/27/02: "Legolas would have shot me in the nuts with an arrow" - Max "Yeah but I don't have any nuts" - Cole

12/9/02: "So the boys defeated the evil Diet Coke hater and Middle Earth was safe once again" - Cole

12/9/02: "You are a tiger" - Heather

12/9/02: "He used to be cool. Now he's a motivational speaker for the dumb and poor" - Cole, about Eminem

A few weeks ago: "What's up?" - some guy in the bathroom "Not much, just drainin' the dragon" - me "The what?" - guy "The dragon" - me "Huh??" - guy "Ya know, my wang" - me

12/5/02: "I drink Diet Coke every day and look at me: I sleep three hours a night and I can't feel my left arm and I'm fine. I mean, what the fuck?" - Cole Worrell

12/2/02: "Yeah dude, I got a 90 on my midterm. What did you get?" - Nghia "100" - me "Dirty whore" - Nghia

12/1/02: "Play the field until you're 35. Then get married or I'll shoot you." - My grandma

11/29/02: "It's like a sliding scale. Max --> Frodo --> Rasta." - Travis