Hmmmmm....?
Nah...
When I tried to enlist...
They said I was too ticklish!!!
AND...
That perhaps I could be another big flaming queen!
Queen I'm not... Sir!!!
But I could easily set a night on fire, for sure... Sir!!!
(Dream-on Bi Boybabe!!!)
:)~
But it's True, I'd do anything to serve The Country...
Just as long as I get to shoot my gun!
But God....???
Why did you make me into such a ticklish Homo???
I should look like I'm ready to kill!
If anyone shouts: "Are you a H-O-M-O-?"
I should say "Shhhhh... Don't ask, don't tell... Sir!!!"
"And WHY, You Top or Bottom???... Sir!!!"
Can't stop laughing... The Army is not for me...
But...Hey... Wait!
Do I still get to shoot my gun???
I'd really like to shoot my gun right now... Sir!!!
Please???
Ok, I will just sit here and try to carry on...
With the rest of this tune... Sir!!!
I guess the only War Games I'll get to combat in
Will be at this Military Ball:
(CLICK on picture below!)
But That's fine...
With those thousands of boys there...
I think I may surrender myself captive at once!!!
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY BOYS AND GIRLS!
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