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[27 Jan 2003|02:23pm] |
First off, I would again like to state:
I am screwed...If I am not on the net for a long, long time, here's why:
I think I'm do VERY badly in school...LoL...Yeah. I used to get great grades...now they suck...I almost got a "D" in health, formerly my best class, but I MAY have worked it up to a "C"...I flunked my math midterm, and I'm getting a "C" in that...I'm probably getting a "C" in everything, at the most...but in history, I really think I'm fLuNkiNg...I haven't done a few projects...I WILL pass them in, I hope! Gosh, I am screwed. So, my parents are going to be RIPPING mad when they find out. There you go...
Also, my friend CRIS is coming back! He should be back in school tomorrow or something, but he is on his way, if he's not here yet!
A lot of people in my school are pregnant :o( Even a sophomore :o(
One of those survey thingies:
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What is your name?:
Melissa
Age/Sex/Location:
16/f/Maine
Website URL/email?:
solowitz.cjb.net-Alex Solowitz Hangout,
2getherluvrs.cjb.net-2gether LuvRs,
lzgalaxy.cjb.net-Liquid Zu Galaxy,
mel_2getherluvrs@yahoo.com
What is your favorite band?
Liquid Zu, 2gether, Blink 182, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Weezer, Black
Crowes, Goo Goo Dolls, Jeremiah Freed, Angry Salad, Sly Caps, etc.
Favorite song of all time?
“Now I’m Free” by Liquid Zu
Favorite boyband:
2
G
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+
H
E
R!!!
What are you wearing right now?
An abercrombie skirt

[short and denim] which has deep rounded pockets
and
a double-holed belt made of denim, black nylons, a polo-style shirt
which
is light blue and purple-blue striped with little white stripes in
between
with a white collar and white ties, and underneath that a yellow
wife-beater tank top [looks cool 2gether], white socks, blue Old Navy
slippers with reindeer on them, a lucky charms watch, a colorful
plastic
necklace, a pink and tan choker with puka shells, a pink and silver
anklet, blue and black jelly bracelets, silver loop earrings, and
UNDERWEAR!!!
Who is your favorite member of 2gether?
MiCkEy PaRkE!!!
What time is it?
9:25 am
Who is the best person ever?
ALEX SOLOWITZ
If you had one wish, it would be...
To be with Alex...LoL...yeah.
What color are your underwear right now:
OMG. They are black
What does your favorite pair of underwear look like?:
Um, sorry to sound obsessed, but I saw a couple pair of Alex
Solowitz’s a
couple times when his shirt was kinda up...There were these awesum ones
that were my favorite...blue boxer-briefs, and instead of having a
white
elastic around the waist, I swear to God it looked like blue satin or
something...very sexy...LOL.
Have a tattoo/plan on getting one?
Yes, I plan on getting tattoos...Have to wait till I’m outta the house
or
I’ll get kicked out for it...LoL...Well, I kinda have a minor one, but
it’s so minor, it’ll wear away probably...they usually do...ANYWAY!
LoL
If so, what?
I donno...something probably on my left shoulder or shoulder
blades...I
donno what, though!
Who is your biggest role model?
Alex Solowitz
If you could have one thing pierced besides your ears, it would
be:
Belly button
What is your favorite color?
Yellow is great, I like red, and I’m really starting to become
obsessed
with pink
Boxers, briefs, boxer-briefs, panties, crotchless panties, thong,
loincloth, diaper, commando?
All of the above! LoL...Loincloth!!!
What would your dream house look like?
OMG, 2g’s house! Or, just a huge nice house...I want the living room
to
be white with red accents, like dark red wood tables, a red shag carpet
by
the fireplace, lOL, sounds ugly but I have an awesum vision....And the
bedroom would be yellow...but we don’t need to go there!
If you could have all the free stuff you wanted for the rest of
your
life from ONE store, that store would be:
Hmm...probably Abercrombie, maybe Hot Topic? No, Abercrombie.
Describe your ideal mate:
Hmm...goodness...they’d of course have to be honest, and nice, and not
dumb as a rock...They would have to be HELLA FUN just to hang out with,
just a great friend...In health we had to describe our perfect mate in
20
words...Here’s my list [nice, outgoing, sense of humor, honest, smart
(atleast street smart), independent, willing to talk things over, not
into
bad scenes or habits, good temper, understanding, affectionate, doesn’t
stay mad, doesn’t boss me around (nonviolent), faithful, social, funny,
male, hygienic...] That’s not 20, but you get the point...LoL...I am
NOT
one of those “list” people like on the Real World...I hate them. Good
luck
to them, finding a mate, shallow bitches.
Do you play any musical instruments? Which ones?
Piano, guitar, drums
What do you look like?
Blonde, long curly hair, kinda skinny/normal weight, average height,
hazely eyes
What is the biggest turn-on?
A smile :o)
Which member of 2gether do you most look like?
DOUG!!! LOL...Um, I donno, I’m blonde, so Mickey? LoL...I donno, weird
question...Some people have taller heads, some rounder...I think Mick
and
I both kinda have rounder heads? I donno!!! Lol
If you could eat only one meal for the rest of your life, it would
be:
Chinese food
If you had to be stranded on a desert island with ONE person
[possibly
having to repopulate the island], you would choose:
Possibly having to repopulate the island? LoL...Alex Solowitz!!!
Do you have any daily rituals or habits?
Brush teeth, breathe, sleep, pee...LOL...I donno. I can’t step on the
bottom stair of a staircase, and if my egg yolk breaks before I’m done
cooking it, my day’s over...
What is your most prized possession?
Um, 2gether articles, drums, me...
What do you think about premarital sex?
I think that two people [if they’re not, like, 12], if they’re older,
can
be in a mature adult relationship and be in love and still not be
married,
and I think it’s totally fine, in that way. Most people aren’t going to
be
married at, say, 23, but by then have had serious relationships.
Very descriptively describe your shoes:
Um, my blue pumas are shiny plasticy, and they’re just pumas with a
white
stripe and blue bottoms...my white pumas have pinkish clearish bottoms
and
have a pink stripe and I got white shoelaces with pink stars on them
for
them, and I have old cruddy shoes from 2000 that have writing all over
the
soles that everybody’s signed a million times...not very descriptive,
but
those are the shoes I mostly wear, anyway
What is one of the funniest things anyone’s ever said:
Um, there are lots of funniest things! I liked “Heads up, 7 up? If I
come by and put my finger in your butt, you’re the one!” Mark and Tom
from
Blink 182. LoL...also, in study hall one day, it was the first snow of
2002...Cris asked if he could go to the bathroom, but he really went
outside to go play...LoL...In the movies, it’s paper, so he comes back,
and he’s like, “it’s real snow, it’s not paper!!!” I’m like, duh!
What does your toothbrush look like?
It is a Crest Spinbrush pro, silver with purple accents
What is your favorite TV show or channel?
2gether is the best show, Discovery health is the best
channel...health
stuff rocks
Fess up. Ever watched porn?
Who hasn’t watched porn, by like, age ten? LoL...So maybe not everyone
has, but I have seen some things in my day...not too explicit, but
nasty
enough
Ever thought about making a porn with your favorite celeb?
OMG. That’s kind of...repulsive..LOL...Kristen should know the answer
to
that one, LoL....Just kidding. I know hers!!
Are you a poser?
NO!! I hate posers....even though anyone can like whatever they want,
you
can tell when someone’s desperate....I’m ME and that’s cool
What the the last good thing you did for someone?
Pooped on them.
Are you a spender or a saver?
Both....I go through stages...I’m a pretty good saver
Your New Year’s resolution was:
I think resolutions are stupid.
Finish the sentence: Your butt is....
not as sexy as Doug Linus’s. LoL
The grass is green, tar is black, milk is white...the world should
be
more fun. If you could change the color of anything it the world, what
would it be and what color would you change it to?
The tar should be pink or yellow or something, leaves purple, paper
yellow, apples orange, I donno...
Your ideal future life consists of:
A good paying, easy, fun job, a great husband [*wink* Alex Solowitz],
maybe kids, maybe not, I donno. A nice, big house with an in-ground
pool...and to BE HAPPY!
What time is it now?
9:47
If you were born the opposite sex, your parents would have named
you:
either Adam Michael or Adam Matthew
What are your favorite girl names?
I donno, I’m not too big on girl names...Isabella’s cute
What are your favorite guy names?
I’ve always loved Alex / Alexander, Adam’s cool, Ezra, Evan
Do looks matter?
no. But I mean, you have to be HYGIENIC, for crying out loud. But you
can
definitely become attracted to someone who’s gorgeous, obviously, but
beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder!
If you could have one talent that you don’t have, it would
be...
To be great at guitar or something like that, great at acting
If you could go anywhere right now, it would be to:
Alex’s house :O)
What is the temp outside right now?
Um, somewhere around 18 degrees
Do you tan, burn, or stay white?
First time out in the year I might burn, but usually I tan a TEENY
bit, I
look so white I look dead compared to my cousins who look African
American
when they tan!
I know my Calculus, it says:
My bum is on the Swedish, Swedish!!! LoL...Okay, it says U + Me =
Us!
The best year ever was:
2000!
What was the last thing you bought?
Um, 2gether porn.
Who is the last person you talked to one the phone?
Kim.
Where are you ticklish?
EvErYwHeRe!!! Um, my knees are really bad!
What is your best talent?
Drawing, web design
What was the last movie you saw in the theaters?
Austin Powers: Goldmember
What was the last thing you ate?
cereal with the strawberries in it
What is your favorite animal?
Dolphin...don’t eat tuna!!!
What are some recent accomplishments that you’re proud of?
Getting solowitz.cjb.net and lzgalaxy.cjb.net in Popstar! magazine,
talking to certain people, like Nigel Dick, I guess!!
Is oral sex still sex?
Um, I really think it’s a matter of opinion! Medical people are like,
“Oh
yeah, it is, people never used to do that until after sex, blah blah”
but
I personally don’t think so...It’s still pretty serious, though
What is the last song you listened to?
“Wiser Time” by the Black Crowes...or Shakira singing over Daft Punk’s
“Around the World”
If you get in trouble soon or just did, it’s most likely
because...
My grades are BAD!!! Report cards come out in less than a week, and I
think I’m flunking things, getting D’s...I flunked my math midterm..I’m
dead....no more drums and computer for awhile!!!
Finish the lyric: Now my heart’s anticipating...
How great your butt smells? Okay, sorry...All the LOVE we COULD be
MA-king-ing
Are you fun and silly or serious and silent?
Fun and silly!!!
Do you think people need to grow up or need to stop taking life so
seriously?
Stop taking life so seriously!!! Gosh, I do one thing and people are
glaring at me....HAVE FUN, take the sticks out of your asses!!!
Is it bad to act “young” for your age?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! No!!!! I act 2!!! That’s the way people ARE!!!
The last test you took was?
A health midterm...currently getting a 68 in that class [my former
best
class as of last report card....LoL]
Have you ever done something illegal?
Um, just minor things...you know, driving...well, I know there is
more,
but they’re so minor, I can’t think of them...LoL
What is your favorite book?
“Anthology of Awesomeness” and “Catcher in the Rye”
What is your favorite instrument to hear?
Drums, acoustic guitar
You think little kids:
Are hilarious and really really sweet!!!
Your parents would kill you if they knew:
I have a tattoo [it’s so little!!!], I’m failing things in school
The worst thing you could do to piss your parents off would
be:
Get a tattoo....They’re like, “It would be DEVASTATING”...Oh please
You hate people who:
Take life to seriously, are mean, I hate a lot of people!!! LoL
Describe yourself in 10 words or less:
Funny, fun, 2gether-luving, nice, unpredictable, nostalgic, happy,
poop
The last person you kissed was:
I can’t remember...LoL... “I swear I’m not a whore!”
Do you collect anything? What?
2g pics, pics of me and my friends
What is your favorite website?
liquidzu.com
What is something cool we should all know about you?
I pee
Movie person or music person?
I don’t like movies much...Definitely a music person, I BREATHE
music
Who was the last person you fought with and why?
Um, Kim has been a big bitch lately...her. I donno why. I’m not
really a
big fighter, though...we just kinda talked in an angry manner back and
forth...LoL.
Have you ever touched snow?
Um, yeah...every winter...we’ve been getting less and less every year,
but I think everyone thinks Maine is part of the Arctic or
something...LoL.
Any recent embarrassing moments?
No...I don’t think too much is embarrassing. I just think a lot of
stuff
that happens to me is kinda funny...when friends are around, it doesn’t
matter. They’re usually the cause...LoL.
What is your favorite cereal?
Lucky Charms and Star Wars.
Do you like short socks or full crew socks?
Full crew. I cannot wear short socks...they need to be chunky enough
to
stay up.
Do you always have to have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
No! I haven’t since I was, like, in preschool practically. I hate when
people always do, and they practically go out with everyone in the
class...it’s stupid...very dependent people in this world.
Scary movies, romances, or comedies?
Comedies!!!
Are you part of a clique at school?
I guess almost everyone is...I am with the normal kids, atleast what I
see as normal...we just like to have fun...there are also the stoners,
the
hicks [pretty much same as the stoners, around here], the preps, the
kids
who never shower, and the lone kid who still picks her nose and eats
it.
LoL
What is occupying the walls of your bedroom?
Lots of 2gether posters, from magazines, their official poster, and
their
2gether soundtrack cover poster...I have a big “2gether” banner I made,
a
2gether corner with clippings, art, and stuff. I have my own artwork, a
couple of other celeb posters [Drew Barrymore, Blink 182], friends’
artwork, and TONS of pictures I have of me and my friends...When you
look
at that wall, it’s like, “OMG...Pure chaos!!” Just ‘cause my friends
are
so much fun!
What kind of sheets do you have on your bed?
Um, right now, I think I have green ones...I donno what my pillow
cases
are. I’ve always wanted Blue’s Clues sheets, but never got around to
it...
How do you normally do your hair?
In a messy bun, I guess...I donno what you’d call it...in a bun with
all
of the curly edges sticking out. Sometimes down, I donno, it changes
sometimes.
What sayings or phrases do you say too much?
Lately I’m calling everyone “Jigga” and “Bunghole”, which has also
morphed into “Bungalow”...LoL. I also made up “Holy Moley Chunky
Baloney”
and “Oh my landlord” for some odd reason.
Do you live in a house, apartment, condo, shack, hotel...
House.
Are you going/did you go to prom?
If I had to choose right now, I’d say no, but I have a feeling
everyone’s
going to try to con me into it...I’m not a socialite at school.
What did you/what will you wear to prom?
WHAT IS UP with those dresses??! God, they are metallicy iridescent
nastiness!!! I’d wear just a denim skirt and a tank top, for crying out
loud. Ever seen “Can’t Hardly Wait?” I’m Denise, I think her name
is.
Are you listening to music right now? What?
Yep! Tonic’s “Sugar” CD...They’re great...It’s track number 1 that I’m
listening to.
Have you had lunch yet today? What?
An egg sandwich.
What time is it now?
13:26. I took a break for awhile.
Are you reflective?
Somedays...If my friends are in pissy moods, I might be too, but
usually
I’ll just stay away.
What is your favorite kind of jewelry?
Bracelets. Toe rings rock, too. And earrings.
What is the best movie ever?
2gether!
Who is the best actor/actress?
I don’t know of any hermaphrodite actors...LoL...ALEX SOLOWITZ is the
greatest actor, though.
Have any guilty pleasure favorite TV shows?
Yes. Degrassi: the next generation...lol
Have any guilty pleasure favorite songs?
OK, I don’t know what’s so bad about Avril Levigne’s Complicated
anymore...It doesn’t kill me like it used to...LOL...Kristen’s gonna
kill
me if she reads that!!! LoL
Have any guilty pleasure favorite movies?
Um...no.
Have any guilty pleasure hobbies?
LoL. OMG. Yes, but I can’t tell you...j/k. Um, I donno...in the summer
I
draw on the driving with chalk all the time, and I’m 16 years
old...people
my age think it’s the weirdest thing, but they can bite me...LoL.
You get teased because:
Because I wear Abercrombie and AE, because I have guy friends, I guess
I
have big eyes [my friends call me “bush baby” LOL], because I like
2pac,
because I act dumb ‘cause people think it’s funny, because I listen to
blink 182, for liking stuff no one else does...I donno, I get a lot of
teasing, but I can’t recall why today...it’s the weekend!!
Summer or winter?
SUMMER!!!
Favorite “Friends” characters:
Rachel, Phoebe, Joey
Favorite “That 70’s Show” characters:
Donna for the girls, Hyde for the boys
Favorite “Survivor” Season
I’ve only seen that show less than once..lOL...I donno, but I guess my
cousin has a friend whose uncle’s dentist is a guy on there! LoL...
Favorite “Real World” season
The New Orleans cast rocks!!! That was the best...2000 rules...That
house, those people...damn, they rock!! They barely fought...
How closely can you relate yourself to your favorite celeb?
I know a guy [my mom’s best college friend] who was in a movie with
Jeremy Jordan who was in Never Been Kissed with Alex Solowitz!
Favorite ice cream flavor?
Coffee heath bar crunch [ben and Jerry’s]
Mittens or gloves?
Gloves, I guess...
Who do you love?
That girl in the Missy Elliot videos...LoL...Okay, I think I’m kinda
badly in luv with Alex Solowitz....LoL...everyone else knows, but I
don’t
wanna be so obsessed with a celeb, it’s weird! LoL.
What song are you listening to now?
“Pour some sugar on me” covered by the Stone Temple Pilots.
Are you bored?
Nope, I luv these things!
Do you like actors like Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt, or actors like
Noah
Bastian and Ethan Embry?
Some actors are so popular, like the first 2, but I think they suck.
The
good ones, like the other two, are GREAT and don’t get
credit...Whatever.
What do you think of the new ‘girls wearing ties’ thing?
It’s just a stupid trend...I wouldn’t do it.
On guys: hat frontwards, backwards, sideways, or
inside-out?
Backwards like Mickey P!
Are you a Super Bowl freak?
Never watched a single football game :oP
Health food junkie or TV junkie?
A little of both
What was your best prank call?
My cousin Chels and I have this thing recorded on her computer that
we’re
going to play when we call our grandmother...but she’s never home when
we
try...It’s a telemarketer [Chels has a phony NY accent], and she’s
selling
the Plungemaster 2000...it’s hilarious!!! We tried it with French
accents
too, it was pretty hilarious!
What is the biggest thing you regret doing in life?
Um...I donno...One time my mom was taking a course, and she came home
all
happy and wanted me to read a paper she wrote, but we were going
somewhere
and I told her I would read it on the way, and she got pissed and was
like, “Nevermind!” I donno why...I made her cry too, but anyway...
Pet peeves?
When people chew with their fucking mouths open!!!! Argh!!! I hate
that!
People who talk about you behind your back when they don’t even know
you...guys who have to be “macho” and dicky because they think
everything
is girly.
If you had a baby, would you want a boy or a girl?
Well, of course either would be cool, but I’d really want a boy. Baby
boys are so beautiful... :o)
Have freckles?
LoL. Got freckles? LOL...No, I don’t.
Cold lunch or hot lunch?
Cold.
Have siblings? Older or younger? Names?
My sister Megan is older
ICQ number?
100747599
What was the last dream you had?
LoL...Um, I had a dream that at an abandoned ice cream shop, I found a
childen’s Cinderella book in the dirt. It had real pictures instead of
drawings, and one of the characters was played by Evan Farmer. :o)
What song are you listening to now?
LoL...The Spanish version of “Come on Over” by Christina A...
Do you drink alcohol?
No, I’m 16
What kind of milk do you drink?
Um...2% I think...nice question
What is your favorite song out right now?
Missy Elliott’s new one..I have no clue what it’s called, but its’ the
one that came out after “Work It”
5 best albums last year?
“By the Way” the Red Hot Chili Peppers, “Room For Squares” John Mayer,
“LIQUOR STORE” LIQUID ZU, “Gutter Flower” Goo Goo Dolls, and I haven’t
heard Tonic’s “Head on Straight” but I bet that’s great.
What do you think of wrist bands?
They’re cool I guess...I have one...pink with a silver star on it.
What do you think about jelly bracelets?
I love them, I have buttloads!
Have any famous people’s autographs?
Rick Charette...LoL...Um, I almost got Alex’s on ebay for 5 bucks
once,
but I didn’t...I donno...Besides that, I really don’t think I do!
What is your favorite shape?
Star.
Ever have braces?
Yeah, I did.
Hate childhood memories or love them?
Hate them...
Favorite childhood toy?
Grover puppet, punky brewster doll, dollhouse, SIT AND SPIN, rainbow
bright, fisherprice people and main street, egg cartons [don’t ask!],
doll
that turned inside out into plant pot, American Girl baby doll, cabbage
patches, nintendo, etc.
Like Weezer?
Yes! I hate people who like Weezer now, no offense...gosh, I have
liked
them since I was 6 or 7 [I listened to them while I played with BLOCKS,
for crying out loud!], and all of these punk posers [not like I’m
punk],
are like, “Ooh yeah, the blue album rocks, Pinkerton rocks!” Not trying
to
be mean, but they were just better underground.
Like Blink 182?
Yeah, I did a lot before...I donno now. I think I do, but they’re just
like, “We’re punk, we’re punk”, and it’s dumb. But yeah, they’re
great!!!
Like Good Charlotte?
Posers
Like Avril Levigne?
Poser
Like Britney Spears?
OMG. All of these reporters are like, “She’s losing her appeal.” I’m
like, “Yeah, ‘cause 2g’s not touring with her!!!!” LoL...LoL. My
friend’s
like, “She never had any!”
How are you in school?
Oh God. Haven’t we discussed that enough?
What room are you in the most?
The bathroom....HAHAHA. Sorry. Um, mine or the basement.
Mexican food or Chinese food?
Both!!
Yellow cheese or white cheese?
Yellow!!
Dress, long skirt, short skirt, or NO WAY, JOSE!
Short skirts...I love them. I can’t wear dresses or long skirts...
Favorite candy?
Snickers bar, candy canes, warheads, jawbreakers, etc.
Would you eat cow shit to live?
No, I would atleast die with some dignity!!
Favorite condiment?
mustard
Make up a word:
Kickamytush. You don’t realize how bad I’m cracking up right now.
What have you done today?
Woke up, showered, ate breakfast, went on the computer, watched TV and
ate, computer
What are you going to do today?
I’m going to Wal*Mart when my mom comes home. I might do some school
stuff for once.
What song are you listening to now?
“Don’t Leave Me” by Blink 182
What is your favorite canned food?
Spaghettios
Wanna say anything right now?
Yes, what was up with the ‘what kind of milk do you drink?’
question?!
What time is it now?
15:43
What is your style like?
Average some days, original others...you know, some days I’ll just
have a
tee shirt and jeans, others I’ll be wearing this weird combo and tons
of
accessories.
Who is your favorite female singer?
Mariah Carey
DVD or VHS?
Both.
chocolate or hard candy?
both
Favorite magazine?
2gether Porn Monthly...LoL...Cosmo Girl. Drum! Jane’s funny. You can
see
a picture of a 6 foot penis tree, see kinky new sex games, and live the
life of an African girl having a public...uh...exam.
Favorite soda
Jones Soda, Dr. Pepper.
Rap or country?
Rap
Do you do drugs?
No. I ACT like it, but I’m not...LoL...that didn’t even make sense,
LoL.
:oD
Can you drive?
No.
Funny words:
Spontanious Combustion!!!
Believe in ghosts?
No, I guess not...Angels, yes.
Every climb a tree?
Uh...yeah. Once my friend even PEED ON ME in the process...she thought
she was a boy or something.
Like taking walks in the rain?
Yeah!! And in the dark...put them 2gether and it’s perfect.
Age you lost your virginity:
Um, I haven’t. I KNOW Doug Linus is irrestable, but hey, I’m a little
young.
What are you thinking?
How disturbing my last answer was.
What is last CD you bought?
I have no clue...I’ve been burning a lot, though.
What is your favorite memory of you and your friends?
I donno, everything.
What was the last thing you were really happy about?
I just found out that my friend Cris is ON HIS WAY BACK TO MAINE RIGHT
NOW! I’m happy.
What do you think about Hanson?
Um, I liked them in 4th and 5th grade...a lot of people hated them,
but
the only reason they got crap was because they were so young...now look
at
all the people in music!!! They’re all 12!!!
What do you think about country music?
I DO NOT like it at all...it sucks.
Are your parents together or divorced?
together
Describe your favorite shirt:
I donno
What are you going to do now?
Go potty, put the towels in the dryer, who knows!!!
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