"I only have boxer shorts on.... I’ll let you see some things, but I wont let you see everything."
"It's just pig!!!!"
"Are you looking for someone tall, dark and handsome with a good body? Well, skip me, and look again, cause that ain't me!” – (Nicky's personal ad)
c2c vid-"girl u make me feel...thats neva fittin in there!"
"From the bottom of my ar$ehole,..yeah, it's true,..without you, I would fall,.......apart"
"GOD BLESS US, HELP US AND SAVE US!"
"she doesnt get out much does she?!" (when this girl written i love u on like 300 bits of paper)
"I've never bought a nudie mag, I've never ever bought one! I swear to God that I never, ever have! Don't look at me like that!"
"I might have a glance in her knicker drawer"
"My warm up routine is loads of press ups, sit ups...nah just McDonalds"
"My hands are the best part of my body. They're well cool. They are exactly the same as my sister's and brother's!"
"Bryan even talks in his sleep! Once he was asleep and I was on the phone, then he sat up and said, 'Britney Spears is on the window ledge!' It was hysterical! -
Nicky, You've been dating the same girl for six years now despite all the travelling fans and everything, how have you managed to keep it going?
”She sends me naughty pictures of herself"
"A fan sent Shane a horse once or did I dream that...no must have dreamt that!
"I still go to the toilet My poo still smells, maybe Britney Spears' doesn’t, but mine does"
"A police uniform just knocks me dead. If I see a girl with pretty eyes in a police uniform I'm like hand-cuff me now!"
"My auntie has a new born kitten and it was gorgeous I was cuddling it and I wouldn’t let it go. Next thing I knew it has weed all over my smart top that I was wearing to go out for lunch!"
"My head looked like two footballs put together!"-Nicky on his hair in the beginning
“I think it’s disgusting. A girl’s breasts are only beautiful if they’re natural. All that plastic junk, I can’t deal with that. Mark you're weird!"
I haven't seen it, but I’ve heard there's a nude picture of 'me' on the Internet! Hopefully the model they've actually used makes me look good!
"The lads say that girls want to grab hold of my ass, but I think it's probably more my blue, twinkly eyes"
"Eh well I play snooker, that’s almost exercise!"
"We met Mariah Carey at a Capri, and she was alright, and then we met her again, and she was...alright!"
"Are you still a virgin?
"No, I am not. But don’t let my Mam read this!
"My most annoying habit must be scratching myself, you know...down there. Oh and I like to sit with my hands down my trousers!”
When do you know your in love?
"When you're trousers become to tight"
"I love the banners at our shows, like 'Nicky show us your ****y! "
"Me!" (on who pulls the most girls?)
"Nothing but a smile!" (On what do you wear in bed)
"Shane and I share a room when we're on the road. We were in Birmingham and I had the bed by the wall and Shane's bed was on my right next to the window. I woke up in the middle of the night and looked over and Shane's bed had disappeared. All I could see was the window! I couldn’t figure out what was going on, then all of a sudden I felt an arm on my shoulder. I froze and slowly looked around and I realised I was in Shane's bed and he had his arm draped over me! I quietly moved his arm and went back to my own bed-I don't know how it happened, because I definitely fell asleep in my own bed! I told him about it the next morning and I was so embarrassed!"-Nicky
"It didn’t really make much sense" (on shaving his head in the Queen Of My heart video)
"He was lucky enough to score once, he'll never do it twice!"-Nicky about Bryan becoming a dad
“Bryan is the wildest almost everyday, but Mark's a nutbag as well. Kian gets drunk after two bottles of beer, and me and Shane started this thing in Sydney called the "Shnicky night" where just us two would go out drinking all night!"
What’s the wildest fan mail you've received so far?
Nicky: (Horrified) I got a box of tampons in the post one day!
"They let him fly it himself! They let him land! I can't believe it! " (Nicky couldn't believe that Bryan was allowed to fly a helicopter on his own at the set of "What Makes A Man")
"I was chatting to this girl on a plane about music and discovered we'd both sold six million albums! I'm going, 'Who on earth is this girl?' I pretended to go to the toilet so I could ask our make-up artist. She was only the last girl to leave Destiny's Child!”
wild westlife doc- "ya can't do that on da telly!!!"
"just in case you didnt know Kian does this every night"
"I wanna join the spice girls!"
"It's a big family show"
"And remember,as long as we stay in your hearts you'll always stay in ours"
"If she's not here in five minutes, I'm out of here."
"I never get shy about sex and stuff"
"Mark's the only one who liked it, but then again he's only just had laser surgery on his eyes...!"-Bryan about "that" Kian haircut!
"ive never had a bacon roll birmingham - who wants to eat one from a place with'mingin ham' in its name?"
"There was a misconception with Shane, that he was good-looking. I really don't know where that came from, cause he's like plain to see, he's like the ugliest guy in the world!"
"When you've been touring like all over Asia and stuff and you come back, and you're on the golf course, you can't believe that there's nobody who knows you. You're walking on to the green and the flag is waving, and you get paranoid, thinking the flag is gonna ask you for your autograph!"
"Snap to it baby."
"we dont have a problem with our gay fans but there is nobody at this table gay except maybe yourself"
"So don't forget to miss our brand new video When You're Looking Like That, only on The Box! -Kian -got a bit mixed up there hun!
"They didn't like the hair; I blame it on the hairdresser! -Kian's theory on why he was attacked.
"I don’t think anyone’s ever seen Mark naked, he's pretty private about stuff like that. Nicky doesn’t care at all-he'll drop his trousers anywhere!
"We were doing a show in Glasgow and for some reason we thought it would be funny to wear kilts. We got a bit carried away and started pretending to flash at the audience, but I flashed my kilt just that little bit too high! The other lads thought it was hilarious but I was mortified! I don’t know whether I scared the first few rows to death or made their night!"
"Bryan doesn't actually know how to turn a radio on without having it blasting out!"
"Bryan never stops talking. We just ignore him half the time!"
"Nicky's terrified about being stuck in a lift, so I'm always dragging him into them, jumping up and down, pretending it's stuck, anything just to freak him out! Actually…I torment Nicky about most of his phobias!
"Man, if my dad knew what I spend on clothes he'd kill me!"
When I was 8, I slept with a horse!
"I can't do it." he said this while he was laying on a bed
'welcome to the weakest link'
'you are the weakest link... goodbye!'
"My mum always says I’ve nice hands, I always think; Ok, but what bout the rest of me? Is the rest of me rank? –Shane
"When I was eight I slept with a horse" –Shane
"When I was in the band I.O.U I bleached my hair blonde. It was a disaster -it looked like a bad version of Kian's!"
"No I can’t (lifts his foot about a metre away from his face) see I’m not very flexible"(on the question “Can you touch your nose with your toes?”)
“During a game of football against a local team in Hong Kong I missed the ball and kicked the floor hard, which really hurt my foot. The next day I was limping badly and all of the guys started calling me Sheena because they said I was acting like a big girl!"
"Is there anyone in this room who wouldn’t shag Britney? (Silence!) Everyone wants 2 shag her!" -Shane asking the other members of westlife if they wouldn’t shag Miss. Spears!
"Before I was famous, I thought dolce and gabanna was somekind of Pizza"
"Did I try any Sushi? Eeek, no. No, but I've eaten McDonalds from all over the world!"
"Money isn't everything, but happiness is"
"Passengers are reminded that smoking is not permitted on this plane. Those who wish to do so should go out to the wing area where they will also be able to watch our inflight movie, gone with the wind."~ Mark
"We’ve all had quite a few different hairstyles over the years-well apart from SHANE that is! He's sticking with that Old Faithful haircut he's had from the start. It works for him though and I really don't think there's any persuading him to do anything mad with it either. He's not the type to do things like that-he's much to straight.
"We've had to take the FIFA football computer game away because it's caused so many arguments between Nicky, Bryan and Kian!"
"It's about a guy that's been fooled again and he can't believe that he's the fool again cause he was the fool before and now he's the fool again…!" (Mark explains "Fool Again")
"I dunno. (Reconsidering) No, I'd do it for a million.” (on “how much would we have to pay you to...pose naked for Smash Hits?”)
"After the food we just had a couple of drinks and went to bed at 9 0'clock...the next morning...!" - Mark on Bryan & Kerry's wedding party
Question- Which members of the band have u seen naked?
Shane: everyone
Nicky: all of them
Bryan: Yeah all of them
Mark: None actually
Kian: Mark you have, you liar.
who is the saucest member of the band?
Bryan: I think Shane's the sauciset coz he like sauce on his chips, nah its Shane coz he's the best one with the ladies.
Mark: aww I thought I was the sauciest?
Shane: you wish!
"Two girls want to take one of you guys home-do you go with them?
Shane: Ooh yes!
Kian: That’s every man's fantasy.
Mark: (Laughs) I'd really love to have a threesome!
Shane: It depends if they've got nice personalities!
Which star that you've met has most disappointed you?
Nicky: Christina Aguilera. The first time, we went to her launch, we thought she was an amazing singer. She just thinks she's a star, and she's not. She's a talented singer, but who is she to treat anybody like that? She's just a person.
Bryan: She's a real cow. For such a talented girl to be such a cow is sad.
Kian: I just think she's a right prat. She's just not a nice person. She doesn’t talk to anybody she doesn’t say hello, she doesn’t mix-she is genuinely stuck-up.
Kian- we were all heading out of the hotel to leave and were waiting for nicky about 10 mins when Anto finaly went up to find him and anto said "nicky wot r u doing up here?" Nicky- and i had to tell the truth so i told him "i was waiting at the lift for ages but no-one came to get me "
So dish the dirt. What is your most embarrassing party stories?
Bryan: On the last night of our first Smash Hits Tour we had this huge party, and I put my foot through a door. All the girls from Smash Hits saw and I had to pay for the damage!
Shane: My most embarrassing stories are fashion-related, but Nicky and Kian are the fashion police -(Nicky and Kian start making siren noises)
Nicky: He's on probation at the mo’
Shane: they pulled me up for a tight blue jeans and black shoes combo.
Kian: We're talking suit shoes when everyone in America's in trainers.
Kian: "We're sick of being a black and white boyband…"
Bryan: "So now we're just all white…!"
Kian: "We all think that it's a good thing to have something outside of just the singing to prove that we can do other things, like I can play the piano, Bryan can play the piano, Bryan can play the guitar…"
Nicky: "I can play football…!"
Kian: "When you do a duet with someone of Mariah's statuture..."
Shane: "I actually don't think that's a word, Kian. I think its called stature."
Kian: "I was trying to be intelligent there. Sometimes it doesn't work..."
The guys, discussing their Playstation game
Nicky: "I wanted a wrestling-game. I thought like, you'd get all the pop bands together and get them wrestling each other..."
Shane: "That was a **** idea!"
Nicky: "I think young boys would like to play that."
Kian: "But young boys won't wanna buy a Westlife-game anyway...!"
Mark: "It's not, its WREST-life!"
