Song Part 3...
Hanukkah is the festival of lights.
One day of presents? Hell no, we get eight
But if you still feel like the only kid
in town without a Christmas Tree, I guess my first two
songs didn’t do it for you, so here comes number
Ross and Phoebe from “Friends”
say the Hanukkah blessing,
So does Lenny’s pal Squiggy and
“Will and Grace”’s Debra Messing!
Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never
mixed meat with dairy,
Maybe they should have called that show
“Little Kosher on the Prairie”!
We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller, and Jack
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you
guys can have him back!
We may not get to kiss underneath the
But we can do it all night long with Deuce
Rob Schneider: I’m Jewish!
Adam Sandler: Put on your yarmulke, here
Rob Schneider: The guy in Willie Nelson’s
band who plays harmonica celebrates Hanukkah!
Adam Sandler: Tiny Elvis, ladies and gentlemen!
Tiny El Skris! Schneider, I did not know you were Jewish.
Rob Schneider: Filipino Jew. In fact,
I have to go home and light the first pig.
Adam Sandler: Osama bin Laden, not a big
fan of the Jews…well maybe that’s because
he lost the figure skating match to gold medalist Sarah
Hughes… her mama’s Jewish.
Houdini and David Blaine escape straightjackets
with such precision, but one thing they could not get
out of, their painful circumcision!
Gwyneth Paltrow’s half-Jewish but
a full-time Oscar winner,
Jennifer Connelly’s half-Jewish
too, and I’d like to put more in her!
There’s Lou Reed, Beck, and Paula
Joey Ramone is making punk rock music,
but first came Hebrew school! Hey!
Gotta live for Hanukkah, it’s time
to celebrate Hanukkah, I hope I get an Abtronica on
this joyful, joyful, Hanukkah!
So get a high Colonica and soil your long
johnukkas, if you really wanukkah, have a happy, happy,
happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah! Happy
here to download Adam Sandler's 'The Chanukah Song Part I'
here for 'The Chanuka Song Part II' (Live Version)