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Hanukkah Song Part 3...

Hanukkah is the festival of lights.

One day of presents? Hell no, we get eight crazy nights!

But if you still feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas Tree, I guess my first two songs didn’t do it for you, so here comes number three!

Ross and Phoebe from “Friends” say the Hanukkah blessing,

So does Lenny’s pal Squiggy and “Will and Grace”’s Debra Messing!

Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mixed meat with dairy,

Maybe they should have called that show “Little Kosher on the Prairie”!

We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller, and Jack Black,

Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can have him back!

We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe,

But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow!

Rob Schneider: I’m Jewish!

Adam Sandler: Put on your yarmulke, here comes Hanukkah…

Rob Schneider: The guy in Willie Nelson’s band who plays harmonica celebrates Hanukkah!

Adam Sandler: Tiny Elvis, ladies and gentlemen! Tiny El Skris! Schneider, I did not know you were Jewish.

Rob Schneider: Filipino Jew. In fact, I have to go home and light the first pig.

Adam Sandler: Osama bin Laden, not a big fan of the Jews…well maybe that’s because he lost the figure skating match to gold medalist Sarah Hughes… her mama’s Jewish.

Houdini and David Blaine escape straightjackets with such precision, but one thing they could not get out of, their painful circumcision!

Gwyneth Paltrow’s half-Jewish but a full-time Oscar winner,

Jennifer Connelly’s half-Jewish too, and I’d like to put more in her!

There’s Lou Reed, Beck, and Paula Abdul,

Joey Ramone is making punk rock music, but first came Hebrew school! Hey!

Gotta live for Hanukkah, it’s time to celebrate Hanukkah, I hope I get an Abtronica on this joyful, joyful, Hanukkah!

So get a high Colonica and soil your long johnukkas, if you really wanukkah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah! Happy holidays everybody!

Click here to download Adam Sandler's 'The Chanukah Song Part I' (Live Version)


here for 'The Chanuka Song Part II' (Live Version)