Visit these sites at your own risk!

Bert Is Evil (but we aren't)

Bert and Ernie's Homepage (puppies, not puppets)

Bert and Ernie's Greatest Hits (Rubber Duckie!)

Who Is More Evil, Bert or Ernie? (please vote for Ernie)

Holy Mary Mother of Bert (interesting band)

Bert's South Pole Page (this guy's been there twice)

Bert of Kosmic (techno-madness)

Bert Kaempfert Orchestra (good ol' big band)

Bert and Bud's Vintage Coffins (beautiful site for a morbid topic)