Popular .Ways .to .SNUFF~IT!
|Sweet and Simple||Gun Shot in Mouth or Temple Area ||No (unless you miss) ||Yes, survival rate is low ||One of the fastest, most reliable
ways to go, popular amongst Men |
|2's a Crowd||Gun Shot at wife, friend, co-worker, boss, or stranger, AND yourself||Strangely Satisfying ||Depends on your Aim||If you attempt this method be sure not to miss Yourself!|
|Suicide by Cop||Brandish a Weapon (car-phone, hairbrush, etc.) at a Police Officer||Pain depends on mood of Cop ||Oh Yes||This method is preferred by minorities and others hostile to police or too proud to kill self|
|Suicide by Murder||Get some Compassionate Soul to 'Kevork' You||Varies by Method and Compassion||Usually Works||For cowards who can't get up the nerve or who are afraid of Afterlife Consequences (purgatory)|
|Classic||Razor across Wrists||Some pain at first, then glorious Relief ||Not too effective||Many people who try this miss cutting the major wrist Vein (cut Along, Not across)|
|Clinical||Inject a Hypodermic Needle filled with Air into Veins|| Just a Pinprick, then some minor heart stoppage
||With alot of Air, quite effective||Painless, Quick, Clean, Effective, what more can I say?|
|How Sweet It Is||Inject a Hypodermic Needle filled with Insulin into a Non-Diabetic Person (you)|| Just a Pinprick, then some minor shock
|Be sure to leave a suicide note or else you Won't be Counted
as a cide (thanks Lily)
|Just Eat It||Injest a Toxic Substance such as Clorox, Aspirin, Lye or other substance (cheeze nachos)||Tummyache, some vomit||Why waste good household Products?||This method is also slow (Do-gooders might try to rescue you) Tolerance Levels vary, so do Substance Effects...Pukeing may Save you|
|Dead Inside||work wor k work work work work work work work work work work work work work|| drudge drudge drudge drudge ||it Works||this popular method leaves the Body alive but kills the Mind - Soul - Spirit and Creativity|
| the Lemming ||Jump off a Building or Bridge ||You 'll feel a Thrill and then Faint before you reach Bottom ||From a Building, survival is low. Jumping from a Bridge is NOT the way to go ||Water, earth and People may break your fall, not your neck. Make sure the Building is at least 15 stories and has a concrete or paved ground.|
|Dash to the Finish||Jump in Front of a moving Car or Train||Yes, I see Pain here ||This is for Amateurs||It would be wiser to touch the Third Rail than to try this|
|Singing in the Shower||Oops, I dropped the Hairdryer, Toaster and Radio into the Bathtub!||Shock.....get ready for major Muscle Spasms ||Does the Job||Try It, No serious side-effects|
|Death Race 2000||Get in your Car and Go F-ckin Crazy !||There is both Pain & Pleasure in Speed||Not a surefire Kill though||Don't Drink and Drive...eeeeeeee|
|the Midnight Special||Park your Car on the Railroad Tracks||You'll never know what hit you||If Parked dead-center, Bulls-eye||Take a Nap while waiting to catch the Red-Eye|
|Idle Time||Park Car in Garage, close all doors, turn on engine, breath Deep the gathering Gloom||getting...drowsy.... |
|Turn on Radio, no one will bother you||Got Car? Got Garage? gentlemen: start your Engines|
|Weenie Roast ||Dowse self with Combustable Fluid and Ignite||Excruciatingly Peaceful||If you fail, you'll wish you were Dead||This is not Popular, but very watchable|
|Blaze`o Glory||Make a Statement: crash Plane into Whitehouse, Kill the President, |
Turn self into Human Bomb, etc.
|Plan on some Pain ||Double check the Plan ||the only limits are your own Imagination. |
Make it Big !
|Jailhouse Log||The Bedsheet is tied around the top bars of the Cell-door then looped around the Neck||who cares? ||what options do you have?||If ^above^ Plan fails|
|More Asphixia||The Plastic Bag is placed over the Head and wrapped around Neck||Some Dizziness ||R U Joking? this Method is Lame||There are other forms of Suffacation, none are Recommended|
|Water, water Everywhere...||Jump off a Boat, or Walk into the Sea||Momentary Panic leads to Eternal Bliss||Are there any people around? No..good||the Sea Beckons... |
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|The Big Sleep||Swallow as many Barbituates and Booze that you can||Relieves all Pain||Not 100 % Effective||The Number 1 way to Go|
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