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(When your day is going bad, and you are just about ready to blow a fuse and spout off all sorts of horrible things to your co-workers, boss, or customers...)

Try this:

As soon as you can go find a place to yourself and Pour all your anger back all over the creator of hatred and stress...THE DEVIL

Here are a few examples of some lines you can use to get it out of your system and send it where it really belongs.....


Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are you?

Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

You! Off my planet!!

You need to Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.

Errors have been made. You will be blamed.

I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood every since you came along.

Sarcasm is just one more service you offer.

Do they ever shut up on your planet?

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Stress is when you wake up screaming, thinking of you and realize I haven't fallen asleep yet.

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Chaos, panic, and disorder - your work here is done.

Earth is full. Go home.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

How about "never"? Is "never" good for you?

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.

Are you coming on to me or having a seizure?

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.


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