:::advice from SASSY WOMEN:::


  Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy


  Don't get your knickers in a knot.  Nothing is solved and it only makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter


  Too much of a good thing...  can be wonderful. - Mae West


  Everyone's entitled to my opinion. - Madonna


  If you don't have anything nice to say about anyone.... come sit by me. - Alice Longworth


I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe


  I think... therefore I'm single. - Liz Winston


  When faced with a decision always ask "What would be the most fun?" - Peggy Walker


  I never know how much of what I say is true. - Bette Midler


  What you eat standing up doesn't count. - Beth Barnes


  The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win... you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin


  If you're all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed. - Kate Halverson


  Housework can't kill you, but why take the chance? - Phyllis Diller



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