¶~WOMEN'S ENGLISH~¶

special translation for MEN


`1. "Yes" = No

2. "No" = Yes

3. "Maybe" = No

4. It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now

5. "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later.

6. "We need to talk" = I need to gripe at you.

7. "Sure, go ahead" = I don't want you to.

8. "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

9. "How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're not going to really like me for.

10. "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.

11. "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me.

12. "Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead.


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