¶==AMAZING TRIVIA FROM KIDS==¶

The following came from an anonymous mother in Austin, TX

  Things I've learned from my children

(Honest and No Kidding):


    A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill        a 2,000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.


    If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them        with roller blades, they can ignite.


    A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults        in a crowded restaurant.

        The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop        a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

    When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'Uh-oh,'        it's already too late.

   Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

    A magnifying glass can start a fire        even on an overcast day.  

Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a        four-year-old.

  Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same        sentence.

   Super glue is forever.

  No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool         you still can't walk on water.

    Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

    VCR's do not eject PB & J sandwiches even though          TV commercials show they do.

    Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

    Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

   Always look in the oven before you turn it on.

      The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make          earth worms dizzy.
  It will, however make cats dizzy.          Cats throw-up twice their body weight when dizzy.



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