(Since Dogs are man's best friend, they have this special connection with the Creator, and it has been found that they have a way of getting messages up to Him...Here are just a few....enjoy.....)
- Written by Mark Bricklin
Former Editor of PET Magazine
Dear God,
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch?
Or is it the same old story?
Dear God,
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the
jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray,
and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often
do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice
ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but
it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the
Chrysler Beagle!
Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human
hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God,
Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-
ramps?
Dear God,
If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?
Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake
hands to get in?
Dear God,
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand
signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs,
electromagnetic energy fields, and frisbee flight paths.
What do humans understand?
Dear God,
Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I have
been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but
all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street!
Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have
to apologize?
Dear God,
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants
because we can't make up our minds what NOT
to order? Or is it the carpets again?
Dear God,
When my family eats dinner they always bless their food.
But they never bless mine. So, I've been wagging my tail
extra fast when they pour fill my bowl. Have you noticed
my own blessing?
Dear God,
I've always lived at the shelter and I have everything I
need. But many of the dogs here have names and I don't.
Could you give me a name please? It would be good for my
self-esteem.
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