A word of advice----do not give it.

Love your enemies----it will drive them nuts.

To share with a friend is to see twice the beauty.

There is nothing wrong with the younger generations that twenty years will not cure.

The flower that follows the sun, does so even on cloudy days

A loose tongue often gets into a tight place.

A neighbor asked a small boy if his family said prayers before meals. "No" he replied, "We don't have to, My mother is a good cook,"

People who expect the worse, usually find it.

Even a mosquito does not get a slap on the back until he starts working.

Always do right - this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

Remember when health foods were whatever your mother said to eat - or else?

Be careful how you live - you may be the only Bible some people read

I can keep a secret, but those I tell it never can.

The most difficult meal for the cook to get - is dinner out.

Even worse than a storm or a riot is a bunch of kids who are suddenly quiet.

One should never question his wife's judgement - after all she married him.

Good judgement comes from experience - Experience comes from bad judgement.

Being an example for those you love is a full - time job

"Tomorrow" is often the busiest day of the week.

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

A pint of example is worth a gallon of advice.

The ornaments of a house are the friends who frequent it.

The trouble with my walk of life is that I have to shovel it.



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