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The following are all quotes from 11 year olds' science exams:


When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.

H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.

When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.

Water is composed of 2 gins, Oxygen & Hydrogen. Oxygen is pure gin. Hydrogen is gin and water.

Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars.

The moon is a planet just like earth, only it is even deader.

Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.

A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.

The body consists of three parts- the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, & u.

The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.

The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.

The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to.

A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.

Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa.

Germinate: To become a naturalized German.

Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.

Planet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky.

Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.

Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative.

For drowning: Climb on top of the person and move up and down to make artificial perspiration.

For fainting: Rub the person's chest, or if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor.

For dog bite: Put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered,then kill it.

For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.


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