~~a few giggles from Valerie~~

A cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The cowboy groaned but didnt offer to budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." The cowboy just groaned.

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police.

The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right--buddy, what's your name?"
                "Sam," the cowboy moaned.
                "Where ya from, Sam?"
                With pain in his voice Sam replied, "The balcony."


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Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry,"   said the first one.

  "Me, too," said the second. "Let's fly down and find   some lunch.

  They flew down and found a nice plot of plowed   ground full of worms.

  They ate and ate and ate and ate until they couldn't   eat anymore.

  "I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the tree,"   said the first robin.

  "Me either," said the second robin. "Let's just lay here   and bask in the warm   sun," said the first.

  "OK," said the second. The robins plopped down,   basking in the sun.

  They had barely fallen asleep when a big, fat tom cat   sneaked up and gobbled   both of them down. As he sat washing his face after   his meal, the cat thought --   °

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  "I just LOVE Baskin' Robins!".....

(Thanks to Valerie Hollenback for submitting these cute jokes to us.....)

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