߬©~WHAT WOMEN THINK about....

•••the advantages of being a man•••

(contributed by Valerie Hollenback)


Your last name stays put.    - The garage is all yours.

   - Wedding plans take care of themselves.

   - Chocolate is just another snack.

   - You can be president.

   - You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

  - Car mechanics tell you the truth.

   - You don't give a care if someone notices your new haircut.

   - The world is your urinal.

   - You never have to drive to another gas station because this    one's just too icky.

   - Same work...more pay.

   - Wrinkles add character.

   - Wedding Dress $5,000; Tux rental $100.

   - People never stare at your chest when you're    talking to them.

   - New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

      - Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

   You know stuff about tanks.

   - A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

   - You can open all your own jars.

   - You can leave the motel bed unmade.

   - You can kill your own food.

   - You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

   - If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she    can still be your friend.

   - Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

   - Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

   - You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without    ever thinking:" He must be mad at me."

   - You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little    gift.


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