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• Instructions:
• U have 2 know the chapter in the Bible(ie. Mark, Jonah, Exodus)and try to find them in this paragraph below. U can print it out and circle the ones u found already. Hint: some of them are very hard! Look carfully, (ie. {serpenti{ne hem? I, ah}em,). GOOD LUCK!

  In these remarks are hidden the names of 17 books of the Bible. For all it will be a most fascinating search. It's a real lulu. Kept me looking so hard for facts I missed the real revelation. I was in a jam, especially since the names were not capitalized. The truth will come to numbers of readers. To others, it will be a real job. For all there will be some easy to spot, others hard to judge. So we admit it usually results in loud lamentations when we can't find them. While I puzzle over it, I pet Eric, out cat. One lady says she brews coffee to help her think. Matt hews wood to let off his frustrations. My wife thinks it best her mother not spend to much time on it. She couldn't find all 17. CAN YOU?

  I found all 17, so email me if u need help or got the results!

  

  The Final Analysis

  

  People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered; 
  Forgive then anyway.  
  If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; 
  Be kind anyway. 
  If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies; 
  Succeed anyway.  
  If you are hoest and frank, people may cheat you; 
  Be honest and frank anyway.
  What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight; 
  Build anyway.  
  If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous; 
  Be happy anyway.  
  The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow; 
  Do good anyway.  
  Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough; 
  Give the world the best you've got anyway.  
  You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God; 
  It never was between you and them anyway.
  

  

  Funny Isn't It?

  Funny how a $50 "looks" so big when you take it to
  church, but so small when you take it to the mall.

  Funny how long it takes to serve God for an hour,
  but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball.

  Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church
  are, but how short they are when you're hanging out
  with friends

  Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we
  pray, but don't have difficulty thinking of things
  to talk about to a friend.

  Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes
  into extra innings, but we complain when a sermon is
  longer than the regular time.

  Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the Bible,
  but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best
  selling novel.

  Funny how people want to get a front seat at any
  game or concert, but scramble to get a back seat at
  church services.

  Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit
  a church event into our schedule, but can adjust our
  schedule for other events at the last moment.

  Funny how hard it is for people to learn a simple
  gospel well enough to tell others, but how simple it
  is for the same people to understand and repeat
  gossip.

  Funny how we believe what the newspaper say, but
  question what the Bible says.

  Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided
  they do not have to believe, or think, or say, or do
  anything.

  Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through
  email and they spread like crazy, but when you start
  sending messages regarding the Lord, people think
  twice about sharing.

  FUNNY, ISN'T IT?
  

  Are you laughing?
  

  Are you thinking?
  

  Spread the Word and give thanks to the Lord for He is good!

  

  
   Dear family and friends,
   The Difference Between JESUS & SANTA CLAUS!
  
   Santa lives at the North Pole ...
   JESUS is everywhere.
  
   Santa rides in a sleigh ...
   JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water.
  
   Santa comes but once a year ...
   JESUS is an ever present help.
  
   Santa fills your stockings with goodies ...
   JESUS supplies all your needs.
  
   Santa comes down your chimney uninvited ...
   JESUS stands at your door and knocks,
   and then enters your heart when invited.
  
   You have to wait in line to see Santa ...
   JESUS is as close as the mention of His name.
  
   Santa lets you sit on his lap
   JESUS lets you rest in His arms.
  
   Santa doesn't know your name, all he can say is
   "Hi little boy or girl, what's your name?" ...
   JESUS knew our name before we did.
   Not only does He know our name,
   He knows our address too.
   He knows our history and future and
   He even knows how many hairs are on our heads.
  
   Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly ...
   JESUS has a heart full of love.
  
   All Santa can offer is HO HO HO ...
   JESUS offers health, help and hope.
  
   Santa says "You better not cry" ...
   JESUS says "Cast all your cares on me for I care
   for you."
  
   Santa's little helpers make toys ...
   JESUS makes new life, mends wounded hearts, repairs
   broken homes and builds mansions.
  
   Santa may make you chuckle but ...
   JESUS gives you joy that is your strength.
  
   While Santa puts gifts under your tree ...
   JESUS became our gift and died on a tree.
  
   We need to put Christ back in CHRISTmas,
   Jesus is still the reason for the season.
  
   
   I wish you all a very Christ-centred Christmas
   of this millennium and a blessed 2000 year on!
  
  
  Still more 2 come!!!
  
  

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