Words Without Wisdom


WORDS WITHOUT WISDOM



A new bitextual column for the rapidly aging RSMan to scribble his daily diary thoughts, or lack thereof, on the WWW. Expect the worst, dear friends, the new male menopausal midlife crisis is in FULL EFFECT!
Rest In Peace? You kidding??



NO ANNOYING DESIGN NOR GRAPHICS NOR PHOTOS NOR AUDIO NOR NUTHIN'!

Fri 12 May 2000
Do you like showers? It's become a major exercise in my life. And I don't get enough exercise, period! My rare showers are either rather sensual, or, more likely, a horrifying anxiety attack! I guess one has to face the challenge. No question, the body ALWAYS feels relieved once the job is complete. I just often wish somebody else would clean me instead. Whishhhhh.

This major music maker now depends on soft, spongy earplugs to sleep, every night. The slightest bump or squeak has become a decibel challenged disturbance. What gives? Does that mean my ears are sensitively getting better?




Which can't help but remind me: poor R.Stevie's facing CATARACT SURGERY this Monday. For Free!?!?! Picture it, they're gonna slice a small slit in my right eyeball! Wah! Then they're gonna obliterate my fading natural "lens," suck it out, and then insert a piece of plastic inside, and my vision's s'posed to become crystal clear. Sheesh. What is there to see? In focus? Won't it make my left one jealous?

(This "diary" is gonna be a great self-indulgent concept, but as I ramble on...it's obvious: nobody else in their right mind would dare open their raw psyche like this. Mistake? Or something BIGGER? Too late to abandon ship now!)

I'm now listening to a live WFMU radio show, its remote feed from its annual NYC record convention, which I was invited/expected to attend to join the legendary Rudy Ray Moore on the radio. Copped out, regrettably.


Sat 13 May
Jimmy Page just sent me this e-mail:
Stevie! Remember when everybody was calling STONE TEMPLE PILOTS Pearl Jam Jr???
Wellsir, their 2 new albums are beyong comparison! STP stuffs PJ in dullrock hell !!

Emcee Jaypee Ell Zee (Superhype Music)



Sun 14 May

Lazzies and Gentrymen,
It's SHOWTIME!

RSM HAS AN EYE MODIFIED!




Here is my RIGHT EYE, photo-op, on MOTHER'S DAY PRE-OP Opted Mopti Fake.

Tomorrow. Optic-surgery. I'm practically crawling outta my cornea skin wif nervousness! Doc, more drugs, PLEEEEEASE!! (Got a smoke?)

Practicing maxi-surgeon Dr. S. Jerome Holtz mentioned to me, during a previous exam, that YOU could choose to watch the actual operation on a TV screen. HBO Simulcast? Does this mean I can request a video souvenir?? [No, Not Available]. Put it up for sale in my Cassette Club? Krys is accompanying me there, but I have sincere doubts that SHE'LL BE GLUED TO THE SCREEN!! Horror film!? Ouch!

They say it's effortless, painless. What about ANXIOUSLESS?? Huh???

"SEE" YA LATER >>>>>>>>> ! ! ? ? ! ? ! ?





Tues 16 May
WHOA!
Intense! The cataract is history. What a kaleidoscope of colors & patterns! Didn't feel a thing, but boy am I sore today...

Just figured out how to store little homemade WAV files, using e-greeting cards from www.bluemountain.com ! Ya just make a toll free phone call & record up to 30 seconds! WOW! Listen to young John Ferg croon MOON RIVER!! How cool izzat????

Send RSM an egreet with Voice Mail included, and I'll post your sounds here on my site!! Free and easy!! Yowsa!



Tues 23 May
What the fuck did I do all week? I apologize to ye, Dear Diary, for not keeping my word. Seemed like a valid idea, but forced writing is not my thing. What's the point of updated text if no one reads it? Besides, it's just the same ole depressed whine. Wish I had sumpin exciting to report.

I know. Besides the amazing new
Roy Wood CDs, I got Roger to send me up some fantastic new lyrics, and I've slowly began composing again! 3 songs on the aggenda. Working at a snail's pace, I've started work on "LINGER LONGER LUCY", and trust me, it's the vintage RSM Stylee. If someone could just bloody prevent my constant procrastinating, I might have a new Y2K record someday soon. Need some equipment upgrades & repair. Headphones broken, circuitry buzzing. DRAT! Trying not to make too much noise for the geezer in the apartment below. DUH! Where's my frikkin' STUDIO? Billy, HEP!!!

Watch for an upcoming Brian Wilson tribute CD, called STARFLOWER. I got 3 tracks on it!
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Details awaited with baited breath. You'll know when I know.

That poor eye is healing, don't worry.

Big anniversaries approaching: 9 June 1970, I graduated Madison High School (exactly on Rogo's 18th birthday!)! Over half a'lifetime ago, sheeeeeeesh. And speaking of lifetimes, June First would have been Victor Lovera 's FIFTIETH Birthday! Man, what a party never had. Bless you, sorely missed fossilized friend! See you soon! YIKES!!

Oh well. Gotta run. The cat's just upchucked another hairball. Oh my!

I think I'm pregnant.

Send money, honey. Dutch treat.

DR. DEMENTO PLAYLIST w/RSM 3-85









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