HOw To Be A RaveR...

Ravers can perfectly understand & have amazin conversations with anyone under da age of 10.
Ravers know where all da best toy stores r : )
Ravers get da most mileage out uv their shoes. Da toes & heels always curl up because they're so worn out.
Ravers always wish da DJ would spin that OC Transpo track that they keep hearing on da bus ride home.
Ravers r da only people who don't have their age calculated in months, yet still wear & use pacifiers.
Ravers always consider every new place they go to as a possible location for a party.
Ravers hug EVERYONE.
Ravers can DANCE.
Ravers can be found dancing everywhere EXCEPT da main dance floor.
Ravers understand da art of the bathroom conversation.
Ravers choose their clothes by texture, colour, & size.
Ravers love homemade clothes cuz they've seen da prices at Freackandfrolic
Ravers always order water when they go out 2 clubs.
Ravers realize that "Evian" spells "naivE" backwards.
Ravers always know da most likely spot to find otha ravers within 100ft radius.
Ravers don't bother planning to meet their friends ahead of time, their friends are always already there : ) Ravers give da best hugs & massages.
Ravers have a one track mind. It goes "thump thump tweet thump tweet thump"
Ravers constantly point out da TrIpPy visuals in everyday life
Ravers helped Adidas thru da "lean" years.
Ravers never know da name of their favorite tracks.
Ravers know how to SMILE : )
Ravers always choose "e" on multiple choice questions.
Ravers are good at playing "guess what he's on".
Ravers will say "hi" to those people they don't know
Ravers can't watch Electric Circus without it being muted.
Ravers define da style of music they listen to as "phat azz beats".
Ravers know what to do with a dead glowstick. (Which by the way...is putting it in the freezer when you*re dun with it, then microwaving it for 10 seconds next time u wanna use it...sumtimes it werks!)

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