Reunion Jokes



My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked my wife, ‘Do you know him?’
‘Yes,’ she sighed, ‘He’s my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn’t been sober since.’
‘My God!’ I said to my wife, ‘who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’

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Overheard at the reunion-
She- I have good news and bad news.
He- Give me the bad news first.
She- I've had a hysterecomy.
He- Oh my, sorry to hear that,and the good news?
She- The doctor found your grad ring.

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Our High School Reunion Visa Ad

The best suite in the house : $1450.00

Pre-dinner Caviar & Dom for selected friends : $2500.00

The perfect gourmet banquet : $410.00

Bar Tab for you and your old friends : $1375.00

Puking it all up at the teachers table : Priceless

There are some things Money can't buy !

For everything else, there's Visa.

 


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