#1
Overheard at the reunion-
She- I have good news and bad news.
He- Give me the bad news first.
She- I've had a hysterecomy.
He- Oh my, sorry to hear that,and the good news?
She- The doctor found your grad ring.
#2
Always a sentimental
Favorite
Our High School Reunion Visa Ad
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The best suite in the house : $1450.00
Pre-dinner Caviar & Dom for
selected friends : $2500.00
The perfect gourmet banquet : $410.00
Bar Tab for you and your old
friends : $1375.00
Puking it all up at the teachers
table : Priceless
