First and foremost, Kevin, what the heck were you thinking?! We all saw the skirt at Men Strike Back some time ago and all hoped that he wouldn't repeat that horrible fashion mistake again. But he shocked us and did. What was the motive behind this move? Would I ever love to know! Clothes should make a statement, of course. I just don't think it should be "Look at me, I'm a girl!" right? Guys do not belong in dresses! Not even Backstreet Boys *rolls eyes*. Kevin, why?! Next thing we know, dear old Kevy-Kev will be shaving his legs, wearing pumps and holding a handbag! What the heck has gotten into him these days? Where's Kristen when we need her? If she knew about this fashion fiasco, why didn't she stop him? And if she didn't, why the heck didn't Brian, Nick, Howie and AJ try and stop him from doing it? I can just picture the following scene backstage:
*Kevin walks out wearing his "outfit"*
Kevin: Don't I look cool? *twirls around like a girl wearing a long flowy skirt*
AJ: What the [censored] is that?
Nick: A dress, you dummy!
AJ: I know that, but why the [censored] is he wearing it?
Brian: Not again, Kevin. *shakes head*
Howie: Where's Kristen?
Kevin: But don't you think I look cool? I mean, I'm totally going for the outfit of the year. You know how everyone talked about Jennifer Lopez's green show-it-all piece of fabric and Britney's "nothing" outfit. Well, this is my year. Now everybody will be talking about me!
AJ: Yeah, but it sure as heck won't be positive comments there, Kev.
Kevin: Well, no one can stop me! I'm gonna go out there, make a fool of myself, wear another dress, comb my hair so it looks like I really am a girl and present that award! *stalks off*
*All other Backstreet Boys shakes their heads and sigh, wondering what the heck got into their friend*
Well, didn't you enjoy that little script? Haha, yeah right. So I'm not a playwright, so what? I try, so there. :P Anyway, please, if you're a backstreet boy and stumble upon my page (like that would ever happen), don't take offense to that. I was just havin' some fun! But if you're Kevin, for heaven's sake, get some pants!!!
The second thing that really, really ticked me off was all the awards Nstink won. What the heck? Like they deserved those. Everyone thinks they have so many fans...sure they do. They have a good amount, of course. But, they're not talented. They should learn to live with the fact that they are not better than the original - BSB. And they never will be. Ever. So they should just close their mouths. I'm getting sick of hearing all about Britney and Justin too. Bleh, who cares? It's old news now, people. And aren't you just a little ticked that they lied repeatedly to their fans to coverup their relationship? Real honest move there. The only good thing that came out of that was Nick's prank call to them. Gosh, that was hilarious! Anyway, back to the topic. Nsync won the Viewer's Choice award cuz lots of people voted for them. Okay, that's understandable I guess. But that's cuz they have quantity. Lots of fans is not as good as a few (in this case, a ton) of honest, loyal, true fans like the BSB have. They have millions and millions of fans, but so do Nsync. BSB fans are so much more of a better quality than Nsync's fans are. We laugh our butts off at humour pages, know how to take a joke, are much more mature, aren't teenyboppers (thank goodness) and are just downright better, (lol) so there ya go. When the fans go head to head instead of the guys we love, we still win. :P I'm not a silly little fan going "Haha, we're better, we're better" and chanting it out loud and insulting the Nsync fans. I don't have a problem with the Nsync fans, I think you should go and like whoever you want to...obviously, I can't change opinions. But anyhow, I'm telling my point of view in a calm, rational, adult-like manner. Like I said, we're more mature. I'm straying off topic again! Grr! So, yeah, I don't think Nsync deserved all those awards, certainly not for a song like "Pop". The video makes me want to throw up cuz it moves around so darn fast. Okay, I'm gonna stop writing this paragraph now. Please move on.
Jamie Foxx. Need I say more? No, but I'm going to anyway. He's a jerk. Nuff said. But I'm still gonna say more. He popped the cork off a bottle of champagne on stage after the first award was given out - from BSB to OutKast. You jerk. Did you not hear AJ say he had 64 days sober? Yeah, 'course he did. That's why he did it. That's rude, cruel, insensitive and completely uncalled for. Obviously, he has never tried to quit anything. It's hard trying to kick a habit. Like biting your nails, but even that doesn't compare (yahoo! I stopped!). But that's not the point. He didn't have to be such a total jerk. Why didn't he show up with the champagne when Nsync won for like the third time? Yeah, I would have loved to see them get drunk. Seriously, I don't think I can imagine anything funnier. But that's not the point either. My point is, AJ worked hard and tried hard and coped with the problem he had. And he did it well. I'm proud of him and so should everyone else be. He has my support, my love, my best wishes and my respect. AJ, I wish you all the happiness and good luck that anyone could dream of. You deserve it and we should all realize it. We're behind you all the way and always will be!
Why did Britney have live tigers in her preformance? No, I'm not some animal rights person. I do think it wasn't good for the animals though. I mean, the bright lights, loud music, shouting fans...that's asking for trouble. And no, it's not like having a tiger in the zoo, not at all. For one, is there a Britney Spears at the zoo? I didn't think so. Is there loud, pumping music, hot, bright lights and deafening, screaming groups of people? I didn't think so either. Wild animals should be left just that - wild. Okay, so I can put up with zoos cuz everyone likes to go and see all the cool animals. But onstage infront of thousands with millions of people watching just isn't right.
If I think of anything else that sucked at the 2001 MTV VMA's, you'd better bet I'll write it down here. Well duh, that's what this page is for. That's all for now though.
