This is for fun. I have never heard any of the guys answering machines before, since I don't know them (no matter how much I wish I did). This is a bit of humor to "spice" up NBB. Anyway, continue down the page to see what the Boys answering machine messages might sound like....
Brian
Hello! My name is Brian, but you can call me B-Rok. I am not here at the moment cuz I am playing basketball with Nick, at rehearsal or out looking for Tyke again. Please leave your name and number with a message and I will call you back as soon as possible. What's that Leighanne? You what? Where's Tyke? He's where? Oh great. I have to go, so just leave a message after the beep and I'll call you back. Bye! (As he hangs up, you hear "Tyke! Tyke! Come back here! I have a treat for you! Geez, Leighanne, you lost him again?" she replies "I'm sorry Brian! Will you still let me get those implants so I can be as fake as Britney Spears?") BEEP
Kevin
Hello, this is Kevin Scott Richardson. Brian is my cousin. I am part of a group called the Backstreet Boys. Please leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you. If there is a power outage, you will not be able to get in touch with me cuz an answering machine like this requires electricity. What Kristin? Oh, I have to go to a rehearsal now cuz we are going to practise "Nobody But You". I have to be there, it's the only song I sing in. I wish I sang in more. I could kill the [censored] people that give Brian, Nick and AJ all the good parts. Does anyone know their addresses? If you do, leave that with your name. Okay, now I am late, goodbye! (As he hangs up, you hear "No Kristin, I am going to wear that skirt to the Men Strike Back concert no matter what you or anyone says. I look good in a skirt. I am not going to pluck my caterpillars-I mean, eyebrows-either. Or get my hair cut for that matter. I won't even shave. I will be the new bad boy of the group." *evil laughter*) BEEP
AJ
Hey Wassup? Bone Daddy here. If you have a problem with my hats or my relationship witt the floor, please hang up now. Don't make me come over there. I am away from the phone, probably uh, well, busy. That's all I am going to say. I could be singing or something, but y'know, maybe I'll be busy doing something else. Anyway, leave a message and I will get back to you? Or are you too [censored] dumb to do that? I knew Nick was, but c'mon people, the whole world is not made up of Nicks, thank goodness. LEAVE A [CENSORED] MESSAGE AFTER THE [CENSORED] BEEP! (As he hangs up you hear "Hurry! Put your top on! Brian will be here in a few minutes and y'know what he thinks of people like you...") BEEP
Howie
Hello, Sweet D here. You have reached my message machine because I am not here at the moment. I am probably at singing practise or something, even though I don't need to be cuz I never [censored] sing! That is so unfair! Anyway, please leave your name and phone number after the little beepy thing, and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you! (As he hangs up, you hear him murmur "Now I am off to the store to buy some of those tight shirts that I feel I just have to wear...") BEEP
