Nicky Got Back

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The following song is a parady of Sir-Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back." I don't know who wrote this, so I can't give credit where it is deserved. If you know who wrote this please e-mail me. Please sit down while reading this and prepare to laugh til your stomach hurts! I know, I did ;D

NiCKY GOT BACK
I like Nick's butt and I cannot lie
You other groupies can't deny
When Nick walks in with the ittie bittie waist and
that round
Thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna put on a front
But you noticed that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans he's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh Nicky I wanna get witcha and take that pitcha
The bodyguards tried to warn me
But that butt you got make me SO HORNY
Oh rump of smooth skin
I said I wanna get in your Benz
Well use me, use me
Cuz I ain't that average groupie
I see him dancing to hell with romancing
I'm sweat, wet, he got it going like a turbo jet
I'm tired of magazines
Saying JUSTIN is the thing
Take the average fan and ask her that
NiCK gotta pack much back!
So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah), has Nicky got the butt?
(HELL YEAH!)
Tell him to shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
NiCKY GOT BACK!!

Nicky got back
Tampa face with Orlando booty
Nicky got back
Tampa face with Orlando booty

I like it round and big
And when he's doing a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm acting like and animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get him home and UGH, double up UGH UGH
Ain't talkin bout Playgirl
Just shake that booty for the world
I want them real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Now feehsa's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble

So I'm looking at NSYNC videos
Afro boys running from hoes
You can keep those fro's
I like my man like Nick, though

A word from thick thick soul sista
I wanna get witcha
I won't cuss or hit ya
Butt I gotta be straight when I say I wanna (*squeal*)
To the break of dawn
Nicky got it goin on
Little girls won't like this song
Cuz they take a pic and quit
But I rather stay and wait
I wait long and strong
Cuz I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), laides (yeah)
You roll in his Mercedes?
(HELL YEAH!)
Tell him to turn around
Stick it out
Even white girls got to shout
NiCKY GOT BACK!!

Yeah, Nicky, when it comes to you males,
Teen Beat ain't got nothin to do with my selection
40-36-40... huh? Only if he's 6 feet!

So Mandah rolls a Honda
Doin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
And you know we kinda don't want none unless you
got buns, hun!
You could do benchpress or situps
But please don't lose that butt
Other girls wanna play that hard role and tell you
That butt ain't gold
So they toss, they leave it and I pull up quick to retrieve it

So Teen Beat says your fat
Well we ain't down with that
Cuz your hair is cute and your butt is kickin
And you're probably good at stickin!
As for the other guys in that magazine
We ain't missin a thing
Give me bootylicious, yes NiCK CARTER
If it ain't him I won't bother
NSYNC done tried to diss
Just mad cuz they ain't on my list
Nick ain't got game, and Mandah hit him
But I still wanna get wit him

So ladies since the butt is round
And we wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-BACKSTREET BUTT
And talk just like a slut
NiCKY GOT BACK!!

PiCS

I wish I was at this game and was able to take this pic myself ;D