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One
Armed Wonder from Delhi
Dear All,
The Major and I competed from 5-9
For some Romanian Twat
Since Adi was paying for it
Major gave it his best shot
From Fair to rough and tee to green
The Major had his teeth in clench
Wondering about the dissappointment
if he had to watch from the bench
So he put his head down
And reached for his trusty wood
And in his hand lo and behold
Came his caddy's manhood
So he stroked and plodded away
in the quest for his lass from Bucharest
While his caddy yelled for help
from this manic army pest
In the end he stood victorious
Yelling for claps from gentry all
What he got was a club suspension
For breaking the poor caddy's ball
Taraaaaa
Rahul
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