Interview With Britney

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This is a recent interview with britney spears.I was lucky enough to be able to talk to her!Britney was quite tired when she answered some of these questions so take it easy.The interview occured at 7:30 in the mornin'!

J=Jessica(me)

BS=Bullshit or Britney Spears

J: Good morning Britney i am happy to see that you showed up so early in the morning.Now if you don't mind i have a few questions i'd like to ask you.

BS: Oh i am so happy to be here!Please ask whatever you want.

J:In your new video (opps...i did it again) you are dressed in this white skanky outfit and you're lying down on this platform.How did that feel?

BS:Oh it felt fine.I felt so comfortable in front on Nigel(Dick).I always feel comfortable when he is directing my videos.

J:Did you have breast implants?

BS: Yes,I mean no,I mean yes but i've just been trying to hide it.My mommy paid for them.It was a birthday present.

J: Is it true that you're going out with that umm whats his name from N--

BS:--Justin,Justin is his name(sparkel in her eyes)

J: I heard that you were also dating Prince William.

BS: Well yeah him too you see i have a US boy(justin); a foriegn boy (Prince William); and one from the family(Chad).

J: ahh i see how it all works now.

J: Britney,I know this kid who seems to like your new song...his name is Chris Re*dy.

BS:of course i'll sing it for him, opps i did it again i played with your heart got lost in the game ohh baby baby.Opps you-

J: Umm i umm wasnt going to ask you to sing it for-

BS: think i'm in love and im sent from above~~~~~

J: I'd rather you umm not sing.

BS: I'm not that innocent

J: Sorry i think we're gonna have to cut this short!(singing in the backround)Bye.I hope i never see you again.

BS: You see my problem is this I'm dreaming away---Hey where did she go??.....